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Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

I'm just bad.I'm like, "Ah, fuck all this shit." Like I'm all fucked up, we all got that

I'm just bad.
I'm like, "Ah, fuck all this shit." Like I'm all fucked up, we all got that

Full Transcript

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I'm just bad. I'm like, "Ah, fuck all this shit."
00:00:04.034 --> 00:00:05.767
Like I'm all fucked up, we all got that.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:33
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Chris Rock Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Comedian Chris Rock performs a live stand-up special in Baltimore, Maryland.
Like, ladies, I will lick your ass - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
Like, ladies, I will lick your ass
But if we hold hands, you my girl. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
But if we hold hands, you my girl.
Why is holding hands more intimate than licking ass? - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
Why is holding hands more intimate than licking ass?
I'm doing the Netflix special tonight, I'm making a ton of money, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
I'm doing the Netflix special tonight, I'm making ...
I can't tell you every woman I fucked, but I know every hand I ever held. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
I can't tell you every woman I fucked, but I know every...
Trying to date women my age, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
Trying to date women my age,
Don't hate the player, hate the game. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
I didn't get rich and stay in shape to talk about Anita Baker. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
I didn't get rich and stay in shape to talk about Anita...
No, man, a lot of people think - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
No, man, a lot of people think
Men date younger women - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
Men date younger women
See, you go out with a 25-year-old, she just wants a pair of shoes. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
See, you go out with a 25-year-old, she just wants a pair of...
"I saw these shoes. Can I get these shoes?" - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:30
"I saw these shoes. Can I get these shoes?"
That's right. You go, "Fuck it. Get your shoes." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
That's right. You go, "Fuck it. Get your shoes.&qu...
She's like, "You like your shoes, Daddy?" "You like your shoes?" - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:13
She's like, "You like your shoes, Daddy?" &qu...
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old, she's like, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:09
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old, she's like,
I got to see contractors for this pussy, goddamn. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
I got to see contractors for this pussy, goddamn.
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old, they got a house that's falling apart. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old, they got a house that...
They're like, "You know anybody with a snake?" - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
They're like, "You know anybody with a snake?"...
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
You go out with a 45, 50-year-old,
They always got the worst version of a good car. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
They always got the worst version of a good car.