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Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

I'm like, "Hey! If you're Black, and you wanna be acceptedby your white in-laws, then you...

I'm like, "Hey! If you're Black, and you wanna be accepted
by your white in-laws, then you need to marry a Kardashian."

Full Transcript

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I'm like, "Hey! If you're Black,
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and you wanna be accepted by your white in-laws,
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then you need to marry a Kardashian."
Duration
13 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:35
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Chris Rock Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Comedian Chris Rock performs a live stand-up special in Baltimore, Maryland.
So, like, Kris Jenner is like the Statue of Liberty. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
So, like, Kris Jenner is like the Statue of Liberty.
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses..." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses...&...
She's like, "Bipolar rapper? Bring your ass in here." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:24
She's like, "Bipolar rapper? Bring your ass in her...
"Help me with these plates." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
"Help me with these plates."
And they love Black people more than Black people love Black people. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
And they love Black people more than Black people love Black...
He was a, he was a valuable member of the Dream Team. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
He was a, he was a valuable member of the Dream Team.
That's right. He wasn't Johnnie Cochran. He was the Klay Thompson of that team. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
That's right. He wasn't Johnnie Cochran. He was th...
Robert Kardashian helped to free O.J. Simpson, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:11
Robert Kardashian helped to free O.J. Simpson,
Whoo! O.J. Simpson killed two white people and got away with it. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
Whoo! O.J. Simpson killed two white people and got away with...
Yes. Robert Kardashian helped to free O.J. Simpson. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
Yes. Robert Kardashian helped to free O.J. Simpson.
That's right. And from that day on, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:10
That's right. And from that day on,
From that day on, Robert Kardashian was cursed. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
From that day on, Robert Kardashian was cursed.
The judge said, "Not guilty." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
The judge said, "Not guilty."
And soon as O.J. drove away, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
And soon as O.J. drove away,
And God walked up to Robert Kardashian - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:30
And God walked up to Robert Kardashian
"And not just any niggas, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
"And not just any niggas,
I love how quickly - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
I love how quickly
That's right. "No muss, no fuss, she's with us." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:19
That's right. "No muss, no fuss, she's with u...
You know, we need a few episodes - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
You know, we need a few episodes
Honestly, here's the deal. If my father became a woman, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:09
Honestly, here's the deal. If my father became a woman,