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Sometimes, I call up the doctor like a hit man
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Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

Sometimes, I call upthe doctor like a hit man

Sometimes, I call up
the doctor like a hit man

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Sometimes, I call up the doctor like a hit man.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:05
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Chris Rock Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Comedian Chris Rock performs a live stand-up special in Baltimore, Maryland.
And people argue first trimester, second trimester. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
And people argue first trimester, second trimester.
I think women should have the right to kill a baby until it's four years old. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:09
I think women should have the right to kill a baby until it&...
That's right, fuck trimester. Semester. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
That's right, fuck trimester. Semester.
I think you should be able to kill a baby till you get that first report card. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
I think you should be able to kill a baby till you get that ...
"He ain't never getting a scholarship." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:18
"He ain't never getting a scholarship."
That's right. Pro-life, pro-choice. I'm pro-choice. I'm pro-choice. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
That's right. Pro-life, pro-choice. I'm pro-choice...
I'm pro right choice. I'm pro good choice. I'm pro practical choice. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
I'm pro right choice. I'm pro good choice. I'...
If you have to pay - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:12
If you have to pay
Stop letting broke dicks cum inside of you. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
Stop letting broke dicks cum inside of you.
Everybody cares about abortion, trying to save these bad-ass kids. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
Everybody cares about abortion, trying to save these bad-ass...
You know whenever some kid goes crazy at a school - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 01:01
You know whenever some kid goes crazy at a school
Kids are the meanest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
Kids are the meanest motherfuckers on the face of the earth.
Eighteen years! And they still bad! - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
Eighteen years! And they still bad!
"No, kids are born good." Shut the fuck up, man. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
"No, kids are born good." Shut the fuck up, man.
My oldest daughter, Lola, used to bite kids. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
My oldest daughter, Lola, used to bite kids.
Now, let me ask you something. Do you think me and her mother - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
Now, let me ask you something. Do you think me and her mothe...
You know one reason I don't like my kids? 'Cause my kids are rich. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
You know one reason I don't like my kids? 'Cause m...
I know some people are like, "Chris, you're rich." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
I know some people are like, "Chris, you're rich.&...
My kids are fucking spoiled and I did it. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
My kids are fucking spoiled and I did it.
A lot, a lot of Black people get a little money, and they're like, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
A lot, a lot of Black people get a little money, and they�...