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Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

You ever just wantto choke your child for smiling?

You ever just want
to choke your child for smiling?

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You ever just want to choke your child for smiling?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:16
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Chris Rock Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Comedian Chris Rock performs a live stand-up special in Baltimore, Maryland.
Like, motherfucker, what are you smiling about right now? - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
Like, motherfucker, what are you smiling about right now?
So I walk over to Lola. I'm like, "Lola, what's so funny?" - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:18
So I walk over to Lola. I'm like, "Lola, what'...
I got back in the fucking car and I drove to the school. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
I got back in the fucking car and I drove to the school.
I was like, "Hey, we need to talk." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:43
I was like, "Hey, we need to talk."
They kicked them all out, but they kicked my child out first, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
They kicked them all out, but they kicked my child out first...
And I went home, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
And I went home,
And Lola got the phone and they gave her the news. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
And Lola got the phone and they gave her the news.
"Daddy, they kicked me out of school." - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:16
"Daddy, they kicked me out of school."
And her mother has no idea I had anything to do with that shit. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
And her mother has no idea I had anything to do with that sh...
And they won't find out till they see this shit on Netflix. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
And they won't find out till they see this shit on Netf...
The whole thing humbled Lola, my God, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
The whole thing humbled Lola, my God,
So she had to apply to another high school, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:10
So she had to apply to another high school,
And when it was time for her to apply for college, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:09
And when it was time for her to apply for college,
And now, three years later, - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
And now, three years later,
My daughter, Lola, goes to culinary school in Paris. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:08
My daughter, Lola, goes to culinary school in Paris.
Culinary school. Touché, nigga, touché. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:05
Culinary school. Touché, nigga, touché.
Culinary school in Paris. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
Culinary school in Paris.
I mean, let's just think about it. Let's just think about it for a second. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:06
I mean, let's just think about it. Let's just thin...
My mother was born in 1945. - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
My mother was born in 1945.
My mother was born in 1945, in a little town - Chris Rock: Selective Outrage 00:07
My mother was born in 1945, in a little town