But that's marriage. And that's what it is. And being an adultand having a family life,...
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But that's marriage. And that's what it is. And being an adult
and having a family life, it's not easy, but it's a marathon. Not a fucking triathlon, but a marathon. [laughter] And what I've learned is,
I just have to take breaks. Just take a break, come back later. So what I like to do is I get my nails done,
and I've been going to the same lady for years, right? So five months after
I had my second child, five months after I gave birth, I went to see her. She looks at me and goes, "Oh, did you have the baby yet?" [cheers] Yeah, she goes,
"You look fat. You look fat." Like, "Is that any way to talk
to your stepdaughter, you fucking bitch?" -"Is that any way?"
-[laughter, applause] [audience cheering, applauding]
and having a family life, it's not easy, but it's a marathon. Not a fucking triathlon, but a marathon. [laughter] And what I've learned is,
I just have to take breaks. Just take a break, come back later. So what I like to do is I get my nails done,
and I've been going to the same lady for years, right? So five months after
I had my second child, five months after I gave birth, I went to see her. She looks at me and goes, "Oh, did you have the baby yet?" [cheers] Yeah, she goes,
"You look fat. You look fat." Like, "Is that any way to talk
to your stepdaughter, you fucking bitch?" -"Is that any way?"
-[laughter, applause] [audience cheering, applauding]
Full Transcript
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But that's marriage.
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And that's what it is.
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And being an adult
and having a family life,
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it's not easy,
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but it's a marathon.
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Not a fucking triathlon, but a marathon.
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[laughter]
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And what I've learned is,
I just have to take breaks.
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Just take a break, come back later.
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So what I like to do
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is I get my nails done,
and I've been going
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to the same lady for years, right?
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So five months after
I had my second child,
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five months after I gave birth,
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I went to see her.
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She looks at me and goes,
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"Oh,
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did you have the baby yet?"
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[cheers]
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Yeah, she goes,
"You look fat. You look fat."
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Like, "Is that any way to talk
to your stepdaughter, you fucking bitch?"
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-"Is that any way?"
-[laughter, applause]
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[audience cheering, applauding]
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Movie Summary
Comedian Christina P examines the joys and drags of parenting, partnering and more through a no-nonsense Gen-X lens in this special.
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