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Oh my God. They walked in on me naked, just started laughing. [laughter] The little one pointed. That's fucked up. [laughter] I taught him that one.
I taught him that one. Oh my God. They've destroyed my house, okay? So far, I've replaced two toilets 'cause they flush cars down those. I walked in on the six-year-old
coloring in the grouting in between tiles in permanent marker. And there's piss everywhere. Everywhere. I walk in on them peeing
like they're being arrested, just-- [laughter]
I taught him that one. Oh my God. They've destroyed my house, okay? So far, I've replaced two toilets 'cause they flush cars down those. I walked in on the six-year-old
coloring in the grouting in between tiles in permanent marker. And there's piss everywhere. Everywhere. I walk in on them peeing
like they're being arrested, just-- [laughter]
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Oh my God.
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They walked in on me naked,
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just started laughing.
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[laughter]
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The little one pointed. That's fucked up.
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[laughter]
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I taught him that one.
I taught him that one.
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Oh my God.
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They've destroyed my house, okay?
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So far, I've replaced two toilets
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'cause they flush cars down those.
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I walked in on the six-year-old
coloring in the grouting in between tiles
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in permanent marker.
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And there's piss everywhere.
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Everywhere. I walk in on them peeing
like they're being arrested, just--
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[laughter]
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Movie Summary
Comedian Christina P examines the joys and drags of parenting, partnering and more through a no-nonsense Gen-X lens in this special.