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Christina P: Mom Genes

Oh! Thank you guys so much for being here.I'm so happy. Ah! Ah! I'm so happy to beaway...

["Relax" continues] [indistinct mouthing] ["Relax" fades out] Oh! New York City! Yeah, dudes! [audience cheering] Oh! Thank you guys so much for being here.
I'm so happy. [audience cheering] Ah! Ah! I'm so happy to be
away from my family. [cheers] [chuckles] Man, I got two little boys and a cisgendered male husband. Boo! [laughter] Man, it is all dicks, all day. [laughter] My house has less feminine energy
than Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Holy shit. [audience laughing] I am the only clam on the menu
at Long Dong Silver

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["Relax" continues]
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[indistinct mouthing]
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["Relax" fades out]
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Oh! New York City!
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Yeah, dudes!
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[audience cheering]
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Oh! Thank you guys so much for being here. I'm so happy.
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[audience cheering]
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Ah!
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Ah! I'm so happy to be away from my family.
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[cheers]
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[chuckles]
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Man, I got two little boys
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and a cisgendered male husband. Boo!
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[laughter]
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Man, it is all dicks, all day.
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[laughter]
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My house has less feminine energy than Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
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Holy shit.
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[audience laughing]
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I am the only clam on the menu at Long Dong Silver.
Duration
55 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:29
Uploaded
May 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Christina P examines the joys and drags of parenting, partnering and more through a no-nonsense Gen-X lens in this special.
Oh my God, and the last baby I pumped out of me - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:59
Oh my God, and the last baby I pumped out of me
Okay, but there's-- Okay, there's a new character on the street. - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:53
Okay, but there's-- Okay, there's a new character ...
"Sounds hot." [moans] - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:56
"Sounds hot." [moans]
and I am still so fucked up, like I'm-- - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:15
and I am still so fucked up, like I'm--
"Shit don't phase me, bro." - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:57
"Shit don't phase me, bro."
[laughter] - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:23
[laughter]
But my favorite song to dance to - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:06
But my favorite song to dance to
-[audience cheering] -Relax. Do you guys remember that? - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:09
-[audience cheering] -Relax. Do you guys remember that?
Uh, but I'm super stoked you guys because recently, he got remarried. - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:58
Uh, but I'm super stoked you guys because recently, he ...
"What the fuck - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:18
"What the fuck
Oh my God. - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:48
Oh my God.
…he smiles at me. - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:53
…he smiles at me.
[cheers] - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:20
[cheers]
Just let it happen. Just let it happen. - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:17
Just let it happen. Just let it happen.
But that's marriage. - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:58
But that's marriage.
…and I thanked him for teaching me how to dance through life. - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:34
…and I thanked him for teaching me how to dance through life...
[chuckles] - Christina P: Mom Genes 00:58
[chuckles]