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Christina P: Mom Genes

"Shit don't phase me, bro." When I was 12,when I was 12-years-old, she stole my...

Christina P: Mom Genes • 2022

"Shit don't phase me, bro." When I was 12,
when I was 12-years-old, she stole my identity
and bought fur coats. Fur coats! I'm from Los Angeles, it is 85 degrees Christmas day. Forget it.
Here's the thing, I've forgiven her, and lately,
we've been getting along so well. In 2015, she died. [laughter] Thank you. [applause, cheers] Yeah. And now I wear fur coats to get Froyo. It's a win-win. [cheers] God, she was so angry. Ever know somebody
that could get angry at anything? Yes, like a retail worker would be like,
"Have a nice day." "You have a nice fucking day!" [laughter] [singing "Entry of the Gladiators"]

Full Transcript

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"Shit don't phase me, bro."

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When I was 12, when I was 12-years-old,

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she stole my identity and bought fur coats.

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Fur coats!

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I'm from Los Angeles,

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it is 85 degrees Christmas day.

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Forget it. Here's the thing, I've forgiven her,

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and lately, we've been getting along so well.

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In 2015, she died.

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[laughter]

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Thank you.

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[applause, cheers]

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Yeah.

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And now I wear fur coats to get Froyo.

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It's a win-win.

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[cheers]

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God, she was so angry.

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Ever know somebody that could get angry at anything?

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Yes, like a retail worker would be like, "Have a nice day."

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"You have a nice fucking day!"

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[laughter]

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[singing "Entry of the Gladiators"]

Duration

57 seconds

Views

28

Timestamp in Movie

00:22:57

Uploaded

May 05, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Christina P examines the joys and drags of parenting, partnering and more through a no-nonsense Gen-X lens in this special.