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Christina P: Mom Genes

"Sounds hot." Oh my God. And like, here's the deal, man.Here's the deal. Oh God. Here's...

Christina P: Mom Genes • 2022

"Sounds hot." [moans] Oh my God. And like, here's the deal, man.
Here's the deal. Oh God. [inhaling deeply] Here's the deal, is that I, um, I used to, I used to be able to laugh
at that girl, you know, and now I'm a fucking middle-aged mom and I have all these feelings
like empathy and stuff… [laughter] …because you start to realize, like, how life is just a lot of luck and then a series of choices, and like, I could have been that girl. I should have been that porno girl. [laughter] You know, with my childhood, I should've been that girl,
and really, in the scheme of things, stand-up comedy, not that bright
of a choice of life, right? Like, it goes, fucking, porno actress,
stand-up comedian. Not smart. But…

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"Sounds hot." [moans]

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Oh my God.

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And like, here's the deal, man. Here's the deal.

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Oh God.

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[inhaling deeply]

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Here's the deal, is that I, um, I used to,

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I used to be able to laugh at that girl, you know,

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and now I'm a fucking middle-aged mom

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and I have all these feelings like empathy and stuff…

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[laughter]

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…because you start to realize, like,

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how life is just a lot of luck

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and then a series of choices,

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and like, I could have been that girl.

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I should have been that porno girl.

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[laughter]

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You know, with my childhood,

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I should've been that girl, and really, in the scheme of things,

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stand-up comedy, not that bright of a choice of life, right?

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Like, it goes, fucking, porno actress, stand-up comedian. Not smart. But…

Duration

56 seconds

Views

37

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:40

Uploaded

May 05, 2025

Genres

documentary, comedy

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Christina P examines the joys and drags of parenting, partnering and more through a no-nonsense Gen-X lens in this special.