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Christmas Ransom

When a pair of bumbling crooks hijack the Harrington and Sons toy store, a pair of kids stumble into the heist and are forced to team up with a female security officer to save Christmas.

Director

Adele Vuko

Year

Genre

adventure, comedy, family

Box Office

N/A

Production

Every Cloud Productions Pty Ltd

Awards

1 nomination

Homepage

https://www.stan.com.au/watch/christmas-ransom-2022

Gladys

Miranda Tapsell

Derrick

Nan

Geneviève Lemon

Shez

Pete

Brady

Tahlia Sturzaker

Wombat

Greg

Sam

Constable Karen

Ricko

Jacko

Clarence Harrington

Cleave Williams

Young Derrick

Young Terri

Photographer

Christiaan Van Vuuren

Photographer's Assistant

Kate (Young Mother)

Child with Back-flipping-dog Toy

Kamillia Rihani

Young Boy

Tough Looking Kid

1yo Baby

Djallu Gordon Aiono

New Born Baby

Shoplifting girl

Annalise Martin

Baby Got Allergies Doll

Paramedic

Caitlin Addinell

Terri

Vivienne Awosoga

Detective

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He was the father
of Derrick and Terri, - Christmas Ransom

He was the father of Derrick and Terri,

Gladys, what are you doing here?
I sent you home an hour ago. - Christmas Ransom

Gladys, what are you doing here? I sent you home an hour ago...

Another gift from Greg.
By far, the worst. - Christmas Ransom

Another gift from Greg. By far, the worst.

As my employer, - Christmas Ransom

As my employer,

- And what about as a friend?
- Mm, would we say we're friends? - Christmas Ransom

- And what about as a friend? - Mm, would we say we're ...

I know Christmas by yourself
can be tough, - Christmas Ransom

I know Christmas by yourself can be tough,

How about I let you win
at giant Jenga? - Christmas Ransom

How about I let you win at giant Jenga?

- Go home, Gladys.
- Alright. - Christmas Ransom

- Go home, Gladys. - Alright.

- Merry Christmas, Gladys.
- Merry Christmas, Derrick. - Christmas Ransom

- Merry Christmas, Gladys. - Merry Christmas, Derrick.

♪ And with
true love and brotherhood - Christmas Ransom

♪ And with true love and brotherhood

Can we keep him, Mum? Please? - Christmas Ransom

Can we keep him, Mum? Please?

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. Maybe
find something a little smaller. - Christmas Ransom

Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. Maybe find something a little s...

You know, this one
was just telling me - Christmas Ransom

You know, this one was just telling me

- Thank you so much.
- Oh, it's nothing. - Christmas Ransom

- Thank you so much. - Oh, it's nothing.

Yeah, it's my pleasure.
Merry Christmas. - Christmas Ransom

Yeah, it's my pleasure. Merry Christmas.

We don't actually stock
those here, but... - Christmas Ransom

We don't actually stock those here, but...

Wait for it. Wait for it. - Christmas Ransom

Wait for it. Wait for it.

As in 'baby', for the nativity. - Christmas Ransom

As in 'baby', for the nativity.

- Go home to your family, Pete.
- Yeah, - Christmas Ransom

- Go home to your family, Pete. - Yeah,

"Also, LOL, - Christmas Ransom

OK, but I think
we should just wait - Christmas Ransom

OK, but I think we should just wait

No. Behind you. - Christmas Ransom

No. Behind you.

Well, well, well, - Christmas Ransom

Well, well, well,

- Brady, save yourself!
- Never leave a man behind. - Christmas Ransom

- Brady, save yourself! - Never leave a man behind.

This is it. This is the end. - Christmas Ransom

This is it. This is the end.

So, you thought you could fool
old Gladys, huh? - Christmas Ransom

So, you thought you could fool old Gladys, huh?

You sure, mate?
Could be a long night. - Christmas Ransom

You sure, mate? Could be a long night.

I've been after you two
for a very long time, - Christmas Ransom

I've been after you two for a very long time,

No-one steals from Mr Harrington
on my watch. - Christmas Ransom

No-one steals from Mr Harrington on my watch.

December 1, - Christmas Ransom

December 2,
Outback Olive Sleeping Bag. - Christmas Ransom

December 2, Outback Olive Sleeping Bag.

Then, December 15,
for some inexplicable reason, - Christmas Ransom

Then, December 15, for some inexplicable reason,

Hey, Mr Harrington,
I didn't find baby Jesus, - Christmas Ransom

Hey, Mr Harrington, I didn't find baby Jesus,

I know kids like you.
I've known them all my life. - Christmas Ransom

I know kids like you. I've known them all my life.

Selfish, mean,
sticky little bullies - Christmas Ransom

Selfish, mean, sticky little bullies

Alright, you two stay here and
think about what you've done. - Christmas Ransom

Alright, you two stay here and think about what you've ...

Is it money? If it's money,
then we are hiring. - Christmas Ransom

Is it money? If it's money, then we are hiring.

What are you looking at? - Christmas Ransom

What are you looking at?

Nothing to be scared of
as long as you do what we say. - Christmas Ransom

Nothing to be scared of as long as you do what we say.

Alright, fine. What do you want? - Christmas Ransom

Alright, fine. What do you want?

I'm sorry.
We don't have that much. - Christmas Ransom

I'm sorry. We don't have that much.

Oh, I'm sure Mr Harrington
will think of something. - Christmas Ransom

Oh, I'm sure Mr Harrington will think of something.

Hurry up, dimples! You
waste our time, I waste you! - Christmas Ransom

Hurry up, dimples! You waste our time, I waste you!

- Stop it! Stop it.
- Mama! I need a new nappy! - Christmas Ransom

- Stop it! Stop it. - Mama! I need a new nappy!

Nan, oh, my God, - Christmas Ransom

Nan, oh, my God,

Mama!
There was tomato in that. - Christmas Ransom

Mama! There was tomato in that.

Don't forget,
I'm gluten-intolerant, - Christmas Ransom

Don't forget, I'm gluten-intolerant,

I need to poop again. - Christmas Ransom

I need to poop again.

I'm not trying to bust ya,
but we are in serious danger, - Christmas Ransom

I'm not trying to bust ya, but we are in serious danger...

Keep your grubby mouth shut
and follow me. - Christmas Ransom

Keep your grubby mouth shut and follow me.

Hello. Terri speaking. - Christmas Ransom

Hello. Terri speaking.

It's Derrick. - Christmas Ransom

Well, thanks for answering,
I... I guess. - Christmas Ransom

Well, thanks for answering, I... I guess.

Teresa Harrington,
we have your brother hostage. - Christmas Ransom

Teresa Harrington, we have your brother hostage.

And you've got one hour
to give us $300,000 or else. - Christmas Ransom

And you've got one hour to give us $300,000 or else.

I don't know what you're trying
to pull, Derrick, - Christmas Ransom

I don't know what you're trying to pull, Derrick,

You call the cops and you'll
never see your brother again. - Christmas Ransom

You call the cops and you'll never see your brother aga...

- Did you hear what I said?
- Yeah, yeah, I did. - Christmas Ransom

- Did you hear what I said? - Yeah, yeah, I did.

Listen up, C-E-ho, - Christmas Ransom

Listen up, C-E-ho,

Then they call back
all crying and blubbering - Christmas Ransom

Then they call back all crying and blubbering

Oh, no! Wombat, don't you dare! - Christmas Ransom

Oh, no! Wombat, don't you dare!

Oh, oh, it's the mice. - Christmas Ransom

Oh, oh, it's the mice.

Remember I left
the invoice on your desk - Christmas Ransom

Remember I left the invoice on your desk

Doesn't smell like mice.
Smells like rats. - Christmas Ransom

Doesn't smell like mice. Smells like rats.

♪ Silent night - Christmas Ransom

♪ Silent night

♪ All is calm - Christmas Ransom

♪ All is calm

- No, they haven't.
- ♪ All... ♪ - Christmas Ransom

- No, they haven't. - ♪ All... ♪

♪ Bright - Christmas Ransom

♪ Immaculate conception... ♪ - Christmas Ransom

♪ Immaculate conception... ♪

Right,
Tweedledee and Tweedlebum, - Christmas Ransom

Right, Tweedledee and Tweedlebum,

I'm no therapist,
but in a ransom, - Christmas Ransom

I'm no therapist, but in a ransom,

- I said I've got this!
- Yeah? - Christmas Ransom

- I said I've got this! - Yeah?

'Cause it's looking
a bit like a shitshow, Shez. - Christmas Ransom

'Cause it's looking a bit like a shitshow, Shez.

We just don't talk much, yeah,
since our dad died. - Christmas Ransom

We just don't talk much, yeah, since our dad died.

You haven't spoken to her
in 10 years?! - Christmas Ransom

You haven't spoken to her in 10 years?!

Mr Harrington, there's something
that I'm gonna tell you - Christmas Ransom

Mr Harrington, there's something that I'm gonna te...

Got about 50 more of them
over there - Christmas Ransom

Got about 50 more of them over there

OK, traps shut. I think
they've cut off the phone lines. - Christmas Ransom

OK, traps shut. I think they've cut off the phone lines...

She vomited on the pavement,
ran away - Christmas Ransom

She vomited on the pavement, ran away

Nine months. Vomiting.
Uncharacteristic mood swings. - Christmas Ransom

Nine months. Vomiting. Uncharacteristic mood swings.

It's not gonna take a genius - Christmas Ransom

It's not gonna take a genius

And if you pick up this phone,
you're gonna get played. - Christmas Ransom

And if you pick up this phone, you're gonna get played.

Greg, you're one of the best
blokes that I know, - Christmas Ransom

Greg, you're one of the best blokes that I know,

But until then, - Christmas Ransom

But until then,

You lot are gonna make
the front cover - Christmas Ransom

You lot are gonna make the front cover

This is September, you know?
Yeah, nice. - Christmas Ransom

This is September, you know? Yeah, nice.

My God, I'm sweating like
a banana in the sun - Christmas Ransom

My God, I'm sweating like a banana in the sun

I tried to tell you,
but then Nan came in - Christmas Ransom

I tried to tell you, but then Nan came in

Let me call Terri again.
To speed things up. - Christmas Ransom

Let me call Terri again. To speed things up.

Terri, it's me, Derrick. - Christmas Ransom

Terri, it's me, Derrick.

Christmas Ransom poster

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When a pair of bumbling crooks hijack the Harrington and Sons toy store, a pair of kids stumble into the heist and are forced to team up with a female security officer to save Christmas.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Adele Vuko

Writer: Elliot Vella, Gretel Vella, Timothy Walker

Production: Every Cloud Productions Pty Ltd

Genre: adventure, comedy, family

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.7

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 Dec 2022

Awards: 1 nomination

Homepage: https://www.stan.com.au/watch/christmas-ransom-2022