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Church People

I wanna give you the honor of being the first mancrucified in an American church

I wanna give you the honor of being the first man
crucified in an American church

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I wanna give you the honor
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of being the first man crucified in an American church.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:56
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A heartfelt, laugh-out-loud comedy film, "Church People" is the story of real people with real struggles and their unique paths to discovering what faith in Jesus is all about. It all starts when "America's Youth Pastor," Guy Side...
♪ Whoa ♪ - Church People 00:14
♪ Whoa ♪
You see, Guy, - Church People 00:04
You see, Guy,
And no one in Mexico has died from this. - Church People 00:04
And no one in Mexico has died from this.
By placing the nails through your palms in the right place, - Church People 00:06
By placing the nails through your palms in the right place,
You'll have to sign a waiver, of course, - Church People 00:04
You'll have to sign a waiver, of course,
This is gonna be huge, - Church People 00:09
This is gonna be huge,
This is what I'm trying to get away from. - Church People 00:05
This is what I'm trying to get away from.
You call it gimmicks, - Church People 00:06
You call it gimmicks,
You know, Skip I think the Gospel's enough. - Church People 00:05
You know, Skip I think the Gospel's enough.
I'm sorry I didn't recognize you, but you've aged. - Church People 00:04
I'm sorry I didn't recognize you, but you've ...
No, you look way better than a lot of women your age. - Church People 00:04
No, you look way better than a lot of women your age.
All I can do is what I'm supposed to do, - Church People 00:04
All I can do is what I'm supposed to do,
Someone didn't let me finish filling out my application. - Church People 00:04
Someone didn't let me finish filling out my application...
No one's getting crucified, - Church People 00:04
No one's getting crucified,
Can you just get everyone in the van, please? - Church People 00:04
Can you just get everyone in the van, please?
You remember that time my dad was gonna - Church People 00:07
You remember that time my dad was gonna
You must remember that, 'cause you stopped it. - Church People 00:04
You must remember that, 'cause you stopped it.
I'm sorry, but you used to push back. - Church People 00:05
I'm sorry, but you used to push back.
You seem to think - Church People 00:05
You seem to think
You once said, "We're all sent, - Church People 00:06
You once said, "We're all sent,