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Church People

They won't abandon you, and they're not gonnatake you away from here

They won't abandon you, and they're not gonna
take you away from here

Full Transcript

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They won't abandon you,
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and they're not gonna take you away from here.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:55
Uploaded
May 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A heartfelt, laugh-out-loud comedy film, "Church People" is the story of real people with real struggles and their unique paths to discovering what faith in Jesus is all about. It all starts when "America's Youth Pastor," Guy Side...
Ew, technically, you are here every Sunday. - Church People 00:05
Ew, technically, you are here every Sunday.
I know you were making major life decisions - Church People 00:09
I know you were making major life decisions
It's good to hear you say that, - Church People 00:07
It's good to hear you say that,
The good news is, I'm not going anywhere, - Church People 00:05
The good news is, I'm not going anywhere,
Honey, I can't fix all the things I did wrong - Church People 00:06
Honey, I can't fix all the things I did wrong
There he is. - Church People 00:05
There he is.
Something, really, really big for Good Friday. - Church People 00:04
Something, really, really big for Good Friday.
This is gonna be our most daring event ever. - Church People 00:04
This is gonna be our most daring event ever.
This year, for Good Friday, - Church People 00:06
This year, for Good Friday,
Oh, no, no, no, an actual crucifixion. - Church People 00:04
Oh, no, no, no, an actual crucifixion.
Like they do in Mexico and the Philippines? - Church People 00:05
Like they do in Mexico and the Philippines?
You're gonna crucify a human in church? - Church People 00:05
You're gonna crucify a human in church?
This will cement us as the cutting edge church. - Church People 00:05
This will cement us as the cutting edge church.
Okay, Skip, I realize you can't see this, - Church People 00:08
Okay, Skip, I realize you can't see this,
The board already approved it, - Church People 00:07
The board already approved it,
I wanna give you the honor - Church People 00:08
I wanna give you the honor
♪ Whoa ♪ - Church People 00:14
♪ Whoa ♪
You see, Guy, - Church People 00:04
You see, Guy,
And no one in Mexico has died from this. - Church People 00:04
And no one in Mexico has died from this.
By placing the nails through your palms in the right place, - Church People 00:06
By placing the nails through your palms in the right place,