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"Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant" quotes

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant poster
Teenager Darren Shan meets a mysterious man at a freak show who turns out to be a vampire. After a series of events, Darren must leave his normal life and go on the road with the Cirque du Freak, becoming a creature of the night.

Director: Paul Weitz
Writer: Paul Weitz, Brian Helgeland, Darren Shan
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, fantasy
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $13,869,515
Released: 23 Oct 2009
Awards: 1 nomination

39 video clips

Larten CrepsleySteveDarren ShanMr. ShanEvra The Snake BoyGavner PurlMadame TruskaMr. TallCrepsleyMurlaughRebeccaMr. Kersey
Thank you ladies and gentlemen - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:18 Thank you ladies and gentlemen Life may be meaningless but death l still have hope for - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:09 Life may be meaningless but death l still have hope for Can l like turn into a bat and stuff - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:16 Can l like turn into a bat and stuff You feel betrayed abandoned You're a loyal friend - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:35 You feel betrayed abandoned You're a loyal friend Nice night actually - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:24 Nice night actually Yeah Shedding itches like crazy - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:14 Yeah Shedding itches like crazy Nice room - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:13 Nice room There are no real generals left hombre You and l were the last of the Mo Freakins - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:13 There are no real generals left hombre You and l were the... Why can't you just get a cell phone - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:05 Why can't you just get a cell phone Are you boys 21 - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:35 Are you boys 21 By the way there's a new rule You're not to leave camp anymore - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:16 By the way there's a new rule You're not to leave... Lf you kill your family l'll let the freak go - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:15 Lf you kill your family l'll let the freak go What did Mr Tiny want - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:37 What did Mr Tiny want L don't know what came over me l never steal things - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:25 L don't know what came over me l never steal things So big bad old Crepsley became a vampire 'cause he got dumped - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:20 So big bad old Crepsley became a vampire 'cause he got... Lt's been a long night l just flitted across two states - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:08 Lt's been a long night l just flitted across two states No Just because l'm a vampire doesn't mean l'm bloodthirsty - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:16 No Just because l'm a vampire doesn't mean... Hey can l ask you something - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:16 Hey can l ask you something Oh Larten you did it - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:11 Oh Larten you did it You don't love me anymore lt's my beard - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:13 You don't love me anymore lt's my beard Your mouth says no but your beard says yes - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:08 Your mouth says no but your beard says yes Don't stare - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:37 Don't stare Now boys vampires don't exist - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:13 Now boys vampires don't exist Now are you mentally unfit - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:12 Now are you mentally unfit Look if you become a vampire - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:18 Look if you become a vampire Want to become a vampire - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:15 Want to become a vampire After 200 years of living alone why on earth would l suddenly become lonely - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:13 After 200 years of living alone why on earth would l... You're in danger terrible danger - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:17 You're in danger terrible danger Will it work Hypnotizing them - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:16 Will it work Hypnotizing them Steve What are you doing here - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:21 Steve What are you doing here Did you hear that Gavner - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:10 Did you hear that Gavner You stole from a vampire Do you realize you're a dead man - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:08 You stole from a vampire Do you realize you're a dead... Darren - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:32 Darren But whenever Mr Tiny wants something - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:17 But whenever Mr Tiny wants something My teachers troubled me when l was a lad - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:31 My teachers troubled me when l was a lad All right One for the road - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:06 All right One for the road You know l never liked him - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:32 You know l never liked him Darren being human's not about what you are lt's about who you are - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:09 Darren being human's not about what you are lt's... L hate you - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:04 L hate you

Cast

Crepsley - John C. Reilly
Steve - Josh Hutcherson
Darren - Chris Massoglia
Rebecca - Jessica Carlson
Mr. Tiny - Michael Cerveris
All Cast