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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Darren. Hey, Shan! ASSWIPE, ARE YOU IN THERE?

Steve:

[at Darren's funeral]
Darren, I hate you so much for leaving me here with these... idiots. [presses his cell phone into Darren's hands, but then notices the vampire marks on Darren's fingertips] Steve:
[with mounting anger]
Darren. Hey, Shan! ASSWIPE, ARE YOU IN THERE?

Full Transcript

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Darren
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l hate you so much for leaving me here with these idiots
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Darren Hey Shan
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Asswipe are you in there Darren Steve
Duration
32 seconds
Views
459
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:59
Uploaded
Nov 16, 2022
Genres
action, adventure, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Relativity Media,Depth of Field

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Movie Summary

Teenager Darren Shan meets a mysterious man at a freak show who turns out to be a vampire. After a series of events, Darren must leave his normal life and go on the road with the Cirque du Freak, becoming a creature of the night.

Actors

Josh Hutcherson
Steve
Josh Hutcherson
Don't stare - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:37
Don't stare
But whenever Mr Tiny wants something - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:17
But whenever Mr Tiny wants something
Yeah Shedding itches like crazy - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:14
Yeah Shedding itches like crazy
Why can't you just get a cell phone - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:05
Why can't you just get a cell phone
Lt's been a long night l just flitted across two states - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:08
Lt's been a long night l just flitted across two states
You don't love me anymore lt's my beard - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:13
You don't love me anymore lt's my beard
Your mouth says no but your beard says yes - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:08
Your mouth says no but your beard says yes
You feel betrayed abandoned You're a loyal friend - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:35
You feel betrayed abandoned You're a loyal friend
By the way there's a new rule You're not to leave camp anymore - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:16
By the way there's a new rule You're not to leave...
My teachers troubled me when l was a lad - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:31
My teachers troubled me when l was a lad
After 200 years of living alone why on earth would l suddenly become lonely - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:13
After 200 years of living alone why on earth would l...
Life may be meaningless but death l still have hope for - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:09
Life may be meaningless but death l still have hope for
You know l never liked him - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:32
You know l never liked him
Steve What are you doing here - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:21
Steve What are you doing here
You're in danger terrible danger - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:17
You're in danger terrible danger
Lf you kill your family l'll let the freak go - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:15
Lf you kill your family l'll let the freak go
Darren being human's not about what you are lt's about who you are - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:09
Darren being human's not about what you are lt's...
L hate you - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:04
L hate you
No Just because l'm a vampire doesn't mean l'm bloodthirsty - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:16
No Just because l'm a vampire doesn't mean...
Will it work Hypnotizing them - Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 00:16
Will it work Hypnotizing them