Can I ask you, like, why I'm chained to a Ford? I'm gonna unchain you, Tony, but first I...
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Tony:
Can I ask you, like, why I'm chained to a Ford?
Vince Rizzo:
I'm gonna unchain you, Tony, but first I gotta tell you something. You see this house here? That's my home. My grandfather built this home and I share it with my family.
Tony:
Oh, you got them chained up in the house too?
Vince Rizzo:
You're gonna get real nice food and a real nice place to live for the first time in 3 years, so you better behave yourself.
Tony:
And all this because you knew my bitch mother?
Vince Rizzo:
Well, I gotta admit, you know, Nan could be difficult sometimes. But... she was also...
Tony:
A drunk and a whore.
Vince Rizzo:
Why do you call her that?
Tony:
She used to punish me for not boosting cases of vodka from the liquor store I worked at, by screwing my friends. Which base does 'drunk' and 'whore' not cover?
Vince Rizzo:
Don't you have any fond memories of her?
Tony:
Well, at least she was around. My father left before I was born.
Vince Rizzo:
[pauses]
What do you know about him?
Tony:
He's dead.
Vince Rizzo:
That's too bad.
Tony:
Eh, the only thing that's too bad, is I didn't get a chance to visit his deathbed and dance in his ugly face for leaving me with that bitch.
Vince Rizzo:
Okay, let's go.
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Can I ask you like why I'm chained to a Ford
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I'm gonna unchain you Tony
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but first I gotta tell you something
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You see this house here
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That's my home
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My grandfather built this home and I share it with my family
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Oh you got them chained up in the house too
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You're gonna get real nice food
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and a real nice place to live for the first time in three years
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so you better behave yourself
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And all this because you knew my bitch mother
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Well I gotta admit Nan could be difficult sometimes but
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she was also
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she A drunk and a whore
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Why do you call her that She used to punish me
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for not boosting cases of vodka from the liquor store I worked at
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by screwing my friends
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Which base does drunk and whore not cover
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Don't you have any fond memories of her
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Well at least she was around My father left before I was born
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What do you know about him He's dead
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That's too bad
Clip duration: 69 seconds
Views: 106
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 36s
Uploaded: 26 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Prison guard Vince tells Molly from acting class, that one inmate is his 24 y.o. love child. Vince takes him home to stay with his family - straight A son with fat girl fetish, college dropout/stripper daughter and cute wife.
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00:30 When you think about it Vincent
00:21 Me I was lucky
00:19 There's so much I want to tell you
00:05 What a wonderful time to have not disappeared
00:17 You sleep outside last night
00:04 Showing your tits for money what's that called...
00:23 My husband thinks I quit
01:09 Can I ask you like why I'm chained to a Ford