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City Slickers

Don't walk where you're not supposed to walk because there may not be someone with...

Sal:

We got this job on 65th and Third. This big freakin' ballbreaker of a job, right, and we got the area roped off so that some schmuck don't walk through there and take a wrecking ball between the eyes. All of a sudden this woman, you know with the big dark glasses and the Bloomingdale bags, she starts walking right through the ropes and I yell down at her, "Hey! You can't go there ya stupid bitch." And suddenly, this big steam fittin' bursts and this enormous God damn crane crashes right down on her legs. And she's screaming, "My Legs! My Legs!" And I say, "No shit, your legs, you got a two-thousand-pound goddamn crane on 'em." Now , do you know how in an emergency you can get like superhuman strength? I reach down and I lift up this crane and Ernesto was able to slide her out from under, and the doctors were able to save her legs. So the moral is: don't walk where you're not supposed to walk because there may not be someone with superhuman strength to save your little ass. And don't do drugs. That's it!

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And we got the area roped off
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you know so that some schmuck don't walk through there
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and take a wrecking ball between the eyes
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All of a sudden this woman you know with the big
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dark glasses the Bloomingdale's bags
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she starts walking right through the ropes
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I yelled down at her
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Hey you can't go there you stupid bitch
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And suddenly this big steam fitting bursts
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and this enormous goddamn crane crashes right down
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on her legs and she's screaming My legs my legs
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And I say No shit your legs
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You got a 2 000 pound goddamn crane on them
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Now do you know how in an emergency you could get
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like superhuman strength
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I reach down and I lift this crane
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and Ernesto's able to slide her out from under
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and the doctors were able to save her legs
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So the moral is don't walk where you're not supposed
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to walk because there may not be somebody
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with superhuman strength to save your little ass
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And don't do drugs
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That's it
Duration
68 seconds
Views
1,302
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:18
Uploaded
Dec 07, 2022
Genres
Production
Castle Rock Entertainment,Nelson Entertainment,Face Productions,Columbia Pictures

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Movie Summary

On the verge of turning 40, an unhappy Manhattan yuppie is roped into joining his two friends on a cattle drive in the southwest.

Actors

Billy Crystal
Mitch Robbins