You're wrong, Ed, I'm telling you, it was not a stupid thing to say. It WAS. She says,...

Mitch Robbins: [later that night, at the dance] You're wrong, Ed, I'm telling you, it was not a stupid thing to say. Ed Furillo: It WAS. She says, "thanks", and you say, "I'm married."? Mitch Robbins: Yeah! I don't want any... false flirtings. Ed Furillo: False flirtings. Mitch Robbins: Mm-hmm! Ed Furillo: Well, what if you're like me? What if you don't encourage them, and they still come after you? Mitch Robbins: It doesn't happen. See, women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. Bonnie Rayburn: [walking by] Good night! I'm going to bed. Mitch Robbins: [smiling widely at her] Good night! Sleep tight. [Bonnie smiles and waves] Ed Furillo: [to Mitch] That was flirting. Mitch Robbins: No, that was... politeness. That was "have a pleasant and restful evening." Ed Furillo: No, that was "I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?"