See, here's the thing. Kim wants to have kids. And you don't? I tell her it's because we...

Ed Furillo: See, here's the thing. Kim wants to have kids. Mitch Robbins: And you don't? Ed Furillo: I tell her it's because we wouldn't have as much fun, it would hurt her modeling, but... that's not the reason. Having a kid, that's... heavy, that's a real commitment. That's saying I'm never gonna be with another woman for the rest of my life. Phil Berquist: Wait a minute, let me get this straight. I have... no life, we're all agreed on that, right? Ed Furillo, Mitch Robbins: Right! Phil Berquist: Okay. And your big problem is, that you're married to this gorgeous, twenty-four year old underwear model, who thinks that the sun rises and sets in your pants... and that's not enough for you? Ed Furillo: [shaking his head] You don't understand. Phil Berquist: No, I don't understand! Ed Furillo: I don't want to screw around on Kim. Phil Berquist: So don't. Ed Furillo: Oh... from the king of restraint. Phil Berquist: What does that mean? Ed Furillo: It means, that's pretty smug advice, coming from a man who mounted an eighteen year old checkout girl on the day-old bread rack. Phil Berquist: She's twenty - and shut up. Ed Furillo: Let me get you hot, Phil: "I need a price. Register Nine, I need a price... Phil Berquist: Cut it out! Mitch Robbins: [warning] Guys... Ed Furillo: What did you use for protection, paper or plastic?