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Bonnie Rayburn:
[listening to the guys talk baseball]
Ugh, baseball. Ed Furillo:
You've got something against baseball? Bonnie Rayburn:
It's just I used to live with a guy who was like a baseball encyclopedia and I just got flashes. Phil Berquist:
You broke up with him 'cause of baseball? Bonnie Rayburn:
Uh, no, we had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave. Mitch:
Ouch. Phil Berquist:
So, do you hate baseball? Bonnie Rayburn:
No, I like baseball. I just never understood how you guys could spend so much time discussing it. I mean, I've been to games, but I don't memorize who played third base for Pittsburgh in 1960. Mitch:
Don Hoak. Ed Furillo, Phil Berquist:
Don Hoak! Mitch:
Beat you. Bonnie Rayburn:
See, that's exactly what I mean. Phil Berquist:
So, what do you and your friends talk about out there? Bonnie Rayburn:
Well, real life. Relationships. Are they working? Are they not? Who's she seeing? Is that working? Ed Furillo:
No contest. We win. Bonnie Rayburn:
Why? Ed Furillo:
Honey, if that were as interesting as baseball, they'd have cards for it and sell it with gum
[listening to the guys talk baseball]
Ugh, baseball. Ed Furillo:
You've got something against baseball? Bonnie Rayburn:
It's just I used to live with a guy who was like a baseball encyclopedia and I just got flashes. Phil Berquist:
You broke up with him 'cause of baseball? Bonnie Rayburn:
Uh, no, we had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave. Mitch:
Ouch. Phil Berquist:
So, do you hate baseball? Bonnie Rayburn:
No, I like baseball. I just never understood how you guys could spend so much time discussing it. I mean, I've been to games, but I don't memorize who played third base for Pittsburgh in 1960. Mitch:
Don Hoak. Ed Furillo, Phil Berquist:
Don Hoak! Mitch:
Beat you. Bonnie Rayburn:
See, that's exactly what I mean. Phil Berquist:
So, what do you and your friends talk about out there? Bonnie Rayburn:
Well, real life. Relationships. Are they working? Are they not? Who's she seeing? Is that working? Ed Furillo:
No contest. We win. Bonnie Rayburn:
Why? Ed Furillo:
Honey, if that were as interesting as baseball, they'd have cards for it and sell it with gum
Full Transcript
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Ugh baseball
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You've got something against baseball
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It's just I used to live with a guy
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who was like a baseball encyclopedia and I just got flashes
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You broke up with him because of baseball
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Uh no
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We had different needs
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I needed him to treat me decently and get a job
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and he needed to empty my bank account and leave
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Ouch
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So do you hate baseball
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No I like baseball
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I just never understood how you guys
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can spend so much time discussing it
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I mean I've been to games but I don't memorize
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who played third base for Pittsburgh in 1960
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Don Hoak
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Beat you
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See that's exactly what I mean
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So what do you and your friends talk about out there
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Well real life
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Relationships
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Are they working
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Are they not
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Who's she seeing
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Is that working
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No contest we win
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Why
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Honey if that were as interesting as baseball
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they'd have cards for it and sell it with gum
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Movie Summary
On the verge of turning 40, an unhappy Manhattan yuppie is roped into joining his two friends on a cattle drive in the southwest.
Actors
Bonnie Rayburn
Ed Furillo
Phil Berquist
Mitch Robbins
