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Clarkson's Farm

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he attempts to run a farm in the countryside.

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N/A

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Genre

documentary, comedy, reality-tv

Production

Expectation Entertainment,Con Dao Productions

Awards

1 nomination

Homepage

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095RYWGNR

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Self - Presenter

Jeremy Clarkson

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Self - Land Agent

Charlie Ireland

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Ellen Helliwell

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[music playing] - Clarkson's Farm

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["A Hazy Shade Of Winter" by Simon and Garfunkel playing] - Clarkson's Farm

["A Hazy Shade Of Winter" by Simon and Garfunkel...

[theme music playing] - Clarkson's Farm

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[theme music playing] - Clarkson's Farm

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[pastoral music] - Clarkson's Farm

[pastoral music]

[theme music playing] - Clarkson's Farm

[theme music playing]

["The Air That I Breathe"
by The Hollies playing] - Clarkson's Farm

["The Air That I Breathe" by The Hollies playing]

Oh, no. - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] How's it looking? - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] How's it looking?

[Jeremy] Without a doubt, the cows
had been a very pleasing addition - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] Without a doubt, the cows had been a very pleasing ...

Well, I mean
I'm just completely at a loss. - Clarkson's Farm

Well, I mean I'm just completely at a loss.

Good cows. - Clarkson's Farm

Aren't they great? Really.
I mean, look at them! - Clarkson's Farm

Aren't they great? Really. I mean, look at them!

[Jeremy] As February
gave way to March, - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] As February gave way to March,

Fourteen-ten. You got a clear TB test. - Clarkson's Farm

Fourteen-ten. You got a clear TB test.

I just didn't think it through. - Clarkson's Farm

I just didn't think it through.

[intriguing music] - Clarkson's Farm

[intriguing music]

From this evening,
I must give the British people - Clarkson's Farm

From this evening, I must give the British people

You missed a bit. - Clarkson's Farm

You missed a bit.

[Jeremy] All that is to come,
but right now, - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] All that is to come, but right now,

God, I'm clever. - Clarkson's Farm

God, I'm clever.

Uh, could be. - Clarkson's Farm

Hmm... - Clarkson's Farm

The speed. - Clarkson's Farm

[Lisa] Come on, Pepper. - Clarkson's Farm

[Lisa] Come on, Pepper.

8.9. - Clarkson's Farm

Oh, yeah, look at that. - Clarkson's Farm

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Me aircon stopped working. - Clarkson's Farm

Me aircon stopped working.

Has he briefed you on how to do
this? - Clarkson's Farm

Has he briefed you on how to do this?

Normally I loathe shopping, absolutely loathe it. - Clarkson's Farm

Normally I loathe shopping, absolutely loathe it.

Single-cylinder engine, - Clarkson's Farm

Single-cylinder engine,

OK. - Clarkson's Farm

[on radio] Really slowly, that's it,
keep that tight, okay? - Clarkson's Farm

[on radio] Really slowly, that's it, keep that tight, o...

[Jeremy] This is just... - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] This is just...

Yes. - Clarkson's Farm

God. - Clarkson's Farm

And then come back in a week... - Clarkson's Farm

And then come back in a week...

Oh, for heaven's sake,
this is just impossible. - Clarkson's Farm

Oh, for heaven's sake, this is just impossible.

Sorry! Well done, council. - Clarkson's Farm

Sorry! Well done, council.

Oh, shit, shit, shit. - Clarkson's Farm

Oh, shit, shit, shit.

Handbrake! Turn the handbrake! - Clarkson's Farm

Handbrake! Turn the handbrake!

How can you build anything
in these conditions? - Clarkson's Farm

How can you build anything in these conditions?

Despite the idyllic working
conditions, - Clarkson's Farm

Despite the idyllic working conditions,

The rain fell nonstop for days. - Clarkson's Farm

The rain fell nonstop for days.

7.3. We're all right. - Clarkson's Farm

7.3. We're all right.

The second field I think yielded - Clarkson's Farm

The second field I think yielded

Wait a minute. - Clarkson's Farm

- It's like a tractor
meet. - Clarkson's Farm

- It's like a tractor meet.

[Kaleb] It's like a rust bucket. - Clarkson's Farm

[Kaleb] It's like a rust bucket.

This might look like rampant vandalism,
but actually, it isn't. - Clarkson's Farm

This might look like rampant vandalism, but actually, it isn...

And with some local kids helping out,
the slow, backbreaking work began. - Clarkson's Farm

And with some local kids helping out, the slow, backbreaking...

The next morning,
when we resumed harvesting, - Clarkson's Farm

The next morning, when we resumed harvesting,

Well, we've done from the top
of the field down to here, - Clarkson's Farm

Well, we've done from the top of the field down to here...

This is an eight-wheel drive, articulated,
half-million-pound maths machine. - Clarkson's Farm

This is an eight-wheel drive, articulated, half-million-poun...

[Jeremy] And we needed to get a move on. - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] And we needed to get a move on.

[mooing] - Clarkson's Farm

We're managing to plant all
these trees - Clarkson's Farm

We're managing to plant all these trees

A tree! - Clarkson's Farm

Fucking hell! - Clarkson's Farm

[he whistles] - Clarkson's Farm

And this is what I've ended up
with, 20 new trees. - Clarkson's Farm

And this is what I've ended up with, 20 new trees.

I've gone for the 70s wedding look, which I happen to like. - Clarkson's Farm

I've gone for the 70s wedding look, which I happen to...

I don't normally like trees, - Clarkson's Farm

I don't normally like trees,

This is like being nine,
playing sandcastles. I like it. - Clarkson's Farm

This is like being nine, playing sandcastles. I like it.

Perfect. - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] Since my poor herd was clearly
in the cow equivalent of Rorke's Drift... - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] Since my poor herd was clearly in the cow equivalen...

[Jeremy] By six o'clock, amazingly, - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] By six o'clock, amazingly,

The next morning, I was up early. - Clarkson's Farm

The next morning, I was up early.

As it turned out, - Clarkson's Farm

As it turned out,

Obviously, we couldn't harvest
in the rain. - Clarkson's Farm

Obviously, we couldn't harvest in the rain.

Starting the lambs on their
journey - Clarkson's Farm

Starting the lambs on their journey

Look at my seagulls. - Clarkson's Farm

Look at my seagulls.

So, what we got, Ellen,
the right weight and the fit? - Clarkson's Farm

So, what we got, Ellen, the right weight and the fit?

Morning. - Clarkson's Farm

- It's all electric. - It's all electric. - Clarkson's Farm

- It's all electric. - It's all electric.

Now, what we've got here
is a scrotum and nothing else. - Clarkson's Farm

Now, what we've got here is a scrotum and nothing else.

[Jeremy] Once the soil was loaded, - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] Once the soil was loaded,

[Jeremy] Oh, it's free.
Thank God for that. - Clarkson's Farm

[Jeremy] Oh, it's free. Thank God for that.

How my poor ram had died was a
mystery. - Clarkson's Farm

How my poor ram had died was a mystery.

That's a nice one. - Clarkson's Farm

That's a nice one.

What are we going to do
with you three? - Clarkson's Farm

What are we going to do with you three?

Hello? - Clarkson's Farm

[atmospheric music playing] - Clarkson's Farm

[atmospheric music playing]

We should say on our bread in the shop, "May contain trace elements of earwig." - Clarkson's Farm

We should say on our bread in the shop, "May contain...

[Simon] Where I am now it's very good,
but I'm hoping it's gonna get better. - Clarkson's Farm

[Simon] Where I am now it's very good, but I'm hop...

And then it was time to see
if the sheep sex had been successful. - Clarkson's Farm

And then it was time to see if the sheep sex had been succes...

Hair. - Clarkson's Farm

[Kaleb] Fuck! - Clarkson's Farm

I don't like leaving that other one behind - Clarkson's Farm

I don't like leaving that other one behind

Kaleb reckoned however,
that if we kept up this pace, - Clarkson's Farm

Kaleb reckoned however, that if we kept up this pace,

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Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he attempts to run a farm in the countryside.

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Director: N/A

Writer: N/A

Production: Expectation Entertainment,Con Dao Productions

Genre: documentary, comedy, reality-tv

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 9.0

BoxOffice:

Released: 10 Jun 2021

Awards: 1 nomination

Homepage: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B095RYWGNR

Also watch: COBRA, James May: Oh Cook!, The Romantics, Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura, The Rehearsal, The Rig, The Golden Girls, Roots, Jury Duty, Entourage, Our Planet, A Murder at the End of the World, Eureka