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Clarkson's Farm

A tree! -And this is the exhaust pipe.-This is the exhaust pipe. So this is an...

A tree! -And this is the exhaust pipe.
-This is the exhaust pipe. So this is an irrigation
and an aeration tube. So it's putting water
around the edge of the roots. -So it's got holes in it.
-It's got holes in it. And how old is it? Five, ten
years? -Probably about 40-years-old,
I reckon. -Is it?

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A tree!
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-And this is the exhaust pipe. -This is the exhaust pipe.
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So this is an irrigation and an aeration tube.
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So it's putting water around the edge of the roots.
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-So it's got holes in it. -It's got holes in it.
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And how old is it? Five, ten years?
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-Probably about 40-years-old, I reckon.
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-Is it?
Duration
19 seconds
Views
129
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:56
Uploaded
May 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
documentary, comedy, reality-tv
Production
Expectation Entertainment,Con Dao Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he attempts to run a farm in the countryside.
S02 • E02 Fucking hell! - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
Fucking hell!
S02 • E02 [he whistles] - Clarkson's Farm 00:11
[he whistles]
S01 • E06 And this is what I've ended up with, 20 new trees. - Clarkson's Farm 00:08
And this is what I've ended up with, 20 new trees.
S02 • E03 I've gone for the 70s wedding look, which I happen to like. - Clarkson's Farm 00:06
I've gone for the 70s wedding look, which I happen to...
S01 • E06 I don't normally like trees, - Clarkson's Farm 00:05
I don't normally like trees,
S01 • E08 This is like being nine, playing sandcastles. I like it. - Clarkson's Farm 00:25
This is like being nine, playing sandcastles. I like it.
S01 • E04 Perfect. - Clarkson's Farm 00:18
Perfect.
S02 • E04 [Jeremy] Since my poor herd was clearly in the cow equivalent of Rorke's Drift... - Clarkson's Farm 00:14
[Jeremy] Since my poor herd was clearly in the cow equivalen...
S02 • E08 [Jeremy] By six o'clock, amazingly, - Clarkson's Farm 00:32
[Jeremy] By six o'clock, amazingly,
S01 • E01 The next morning, I was up early. - Clarkson's Farm 00:18
The next morning, I was up early.
S01 • E08 As it turned out, - Clarkson's Farm 00:06
As it turned out,
S01 • E08 Obviously, we couldn't harvest in the rain. - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
Obviously, we couldn't harvest in the rain.
S01 • E08 Starting the lambs on their journey - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
Starting the lambs on their journey
S01 • E01 Look at my seagulls. - Clarkson's Farm 00:28
Look at my seagulls.
S01 • E08 So, what we got, Ellen, the right weight and the fit? - Clarkson's Farm 00:05
So, what we got, Ellen, the right weight and the fit?
S01 • E03 Morning. - Clarkson's Farm 00:23
Morning.
S02 • E04 - It's all electric. - It's all electric. - Clarkson's Farm 00:16
- It's all electric. - It's all electric.
S02 • E03 Now, what we've got here is a scrotum and nothing else. - Clarkson's Farm 00:09
Now, what we've got here is a scrotum and nothing else.
S02 • E04 [Jeremy] Once the soil was loaded, - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
[Jeremy] Once the soil was loaded,
S02 • E03 [Jeremy] Oh, it's free. Thank God for that. - Clarkson's Farm 00:15
[Jeremy] Oh, it's free. Thank God for that.