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Clarkson's Farm

God, I'm clever. Rightio. Is this what it's like? Green. That's the earth, good. Red, onto...

God, I'm clever. Rightio. Is this what it's like? Green. That's the earth, good. Red, onto the fence. And then these go onto the battery. Here we go

Full Transcript

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God, I'm clever.
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Rightio. Is this what it's like?
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Green. That's the earth, good.
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Red,
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onto the fence.
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And then these go onto the battery.
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Here we go.
Duration
19 seconds
Views
121
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:47
Uploaded
May 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
documentary, comedy, reality-tv
Production
Expectation Entertainment,Con Dao Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he attempts to run a farm in the countryside.
S01 • E02 Uh, could be. - Clarkson's Farm 00:29
Uh, could be.
S02 • E02 Hmm... - Clarkson's Farm 00:15
Hmm...
S01 • E04 The speed. - Clarkson's Farm 00:29
The speed.
S02 • E04 [Lisa] Come on, Pepper. - Clarkson's Farm 00:13
[Lisa] Come on, Pepper.
S01 • E08 8.9. - Clarkson's Farm 00:27
8.9.
S01 • E04 Oh, yeah, look at that. - Clarkson's Farm 00:30
Oh, yeah, look at that.
S01 • E08 Me aircon stopped working. - Clarkson's Farm 00:11
Me aircon stopped working.
S01 • E08 Has he briefed you on how to do this? - Clarkson's Farm 00:27
Has he briefed you on how to do this?
S02 • E05 Normally I loathe shopping, absolutely loathe it. - Clarkson's Farm 00:07
Normally I loathe shopping, absolutely loathe it.
S01 • E03 Single-cylinder engine, - Clarkson's Farm 00:11
Single-cylinder engine,
S02 • E08 OK. - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
OK.
S01 • E04 [on radio] Really slowly, that's it, keep that tight, okay? - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
[on radio] Really slowly, that's it, keep that tight, o...
S01 • E04 [Jeremy] This is just... - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
[Jeremy] This is just...
S01 • E08 Yes. - Clarkson's Farm 00:13
Yes.
S01 • E08 God. - Clarkson's Farm 00:08
God.
S02 • E04 And then come back in a week... - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
And then come back in a week...
S01 • E08 Oh, for heaven's sake, this is just impossible. - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
Oh, for heaven's sake, this is just impossible.
S02 • E08 Sorry! Well done, council. - Clarkson's Farm 00:06
Sorry! Well done, council.
S01 • E08 Oh, shit, shit, shit. - Clarkson's Farm 00:15
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
S02 • E03 Handbrake! Turn the handbrake! - Clarkson's Farm 00:14
Handbrake! Turn the handbrake!