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Clarkson's Farm

How can you build anythingin these conditions? -Have you ever known it wetter here?-No,...

How can you build anything
in these conditions? -Have you ever known it wetter here?
-No, never. We're all going to end up with
trench foot before the end of the week. No, the problem I've got is
I've got tons of potatoes, but they're not going
to last forever. So, how long? "How long?" [Alan] If the weather breaks,
maybe eight weeks. [Jeremy] No, no. It can't be

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How can you build anything in these conditions?
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-Have you ever known it wetter here? -No, never.
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We're all going to end up with trench foot before the end of the week.
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No, the problem I've got is I've got tons of potatoes,
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but they're not going to last forever. So, how long?
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"How long?"
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[Alan] If the weather breaks, maybe eight weeks.
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[Jeremy] No, no. It can't be.
Duration
25 seconds
Views
133
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:19
Uploaded
May 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
documentary, comedy, reality-tv
Production
Expectation Entertainment,Con Dao Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he attempts to run a farm in the countryside.
S01 • E08 Despite the idyllic working conditions, - Clarkson's Farm 00:25
Despite the idyllic working conditions,
S01 • E03 The rain fell nonstop for days. - Clarkson's Farm 00:09
The rain fell nonstop for days.
S01 • E08 7.3. We're all right. - Clarkson's Farm 00:19
7.3. We're all right.
S01 • E08 The second field I think yielded - Clarkson's Farm 00:05
The second field I think yielded
S01 • E08 Wait a minute. - Clarkson's Farm 00:05
Wait a minute.
S01 • E08 - It's like a tractor meet. - Clarkson's Farm 00:16
- It's like a tractor meet.
S01 • E03 [Kaleb] It's like a rust bucket. - Clarkson's Farm 00:25
[Kaleb] It's like a rust bucket.
S01 • E04 This might look like rampant vandalism, but actually, it isn't. - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
This might look like rampant vandalism, but actually, it isn...
S01 • E03 And with some local kids helping out, the slow, backbreaking work began. - Clarkson's Farm 00:07
And with some local kids helping out, the slow, backbreaking...
S01 • E08 The next morning, when we resumed harvesting, - Clarkson's Farm 00:20
The next morning, when we resumed harvesting,
S01 • E03 Well, we've done from the top of the field down to here, - Clarkson's Farm 00:09
Well, we've done from the top of the field down to here...
S01 • E04 This is an eight-wheel drive, articulated, half-million-pound maths machine. - Clarkson's Farm 00:29
This is an eight-wheel drive, articulated, half-million-poun...
S01 • E03 [Jeremy] And we needed to get a move on. - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
[Jeremy] And we needed to get a move on.
S02 • E02 [mooing] - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
[mooing]
S01 • E06 We're managing to plant all these trees - Clarkson's Farm 00:10
We're managing to plant all these trees
S01 • E06 A tree! - Clarkson's Farm 00:19
A tree!
S02 • E02 Fucking hell! - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
Fucking hell!
S02 • E02 [he whistles] - Clarkson's Farm 00:11
[he whistles]
S01 • E06 And this is what I've ended up with, 20 new trees. - Clarkson's Farm 00:08
And this is what I've ended up with, 20 new trees.
S02 • E03 I've gone for the 70s wedding look, which I happen to like. - Clarkson's Farm 00:06
I've gone for the 70s wedding look, which I happen to...