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[Kaleb] It's like a rust bucket
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Clarkson's Farm

Tire's old and flat. These need unseizing.I'm going to have to heat these up. That needs...

[Kaleb] It's like a rust bucket. I mean, bloody hell. [sighs] Tire's old and flat. These need unseizing.
I'm going to have to heat these up. That needs re-greasing.
Look, that's old grease, that. All green and manky.
This thing is a piece of crap. [Jeremy] Eventually, though,
he stopped moaning and got it working

Full Transcript

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[Kaleb] It's like a rust bucket.
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I mean,
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bloody hell.
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[sighs] Tire's old and flat.
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These need unseizing. I'm going to have to heat these up.
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That needs re-greasing. Look, that's old grease, that.
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All green and manky. This thing is a piece of crap.
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[Jeremy] Eventually, though, he stopped moaning and got it working.
Duration
25 seconds
Views
134
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:01
Uploaded
May 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
documentary, comedy, reality-tv
Production
Expectation Entertainment,Con Dao Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he attempts to run a farm in the countryside.
S01 • E04 This might look like rampant vandalism, but actually, it isn't. - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
This might look like rampant vandalism, but actually, it isn...
S01 • E03 And with some local kids helping out, the slow, backbreaking work began. - Clarkson's Farm 00:07
And with some local kids helping out, the slow, backbreaking...
S01 • E08 The next morning, when we resumed harvesting, - Clarkson's Farm 00:20
The next morning, when we resumed harvesting,
S01 • E03 Well, we've done from the top of the field down to here, - Clarkson's Farm 00:09
Well, we've done from the top of the field down to here...
S01 • E04 This is an eight-wheel drive, articulated, half-million-pound maths machine. - Clarkson's Farm 00:29
This is an eight-wheel drive, articulated, half-million-poun...
S01 • E03 [Jeremy] And we needed to get a move on. - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
[Jeremy] And we needed to get a move on.
S02 • E02 [mooing] - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
[mooing]
S01 • E06 We're managing to plant all these trees - Clarkson's Farm 00:10
We're managing to plant all these trees
S01 • E06 A tree! - Clarkson's Farm 00:19
A tree!
S02 • E02 Fucking hell! - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
Fucking hell!
S02 • E02 [he whistles] - Clarkson's Farm 00:11
[he whistles]
S01 • E06 And this is what I've ended up with, 20 new trees. - Clarkson's Farm 00:08
And this is what I've ended up with, 20 new trees.
S02 • E03 I've gone for the 70s wedding look, which I happen to like. - Clarkson's Farm 00:06
I've gone for the 70s wedding look, which I happen to...
S01 • E06 I don't normally like trees, - Clarkson's Farm 00:05
I don't normally like trees,
S01 • E08 This is like being nine, playing sandcastles. I like it. - Clarkson's Farm 00:25
This is like being nine, playing sandcastles. I like it.
S01 • E04 Perfect. - Clarkson's Farm 00:18
Perfect.
S02 • E04 [Jeremy] Since my poor herd was clearly in the cow equivalent of Rorke's Drift... - Clarkson's Farm 00:14
[Jeremy] Since my poor herd was clearly in the cow equivalen...
S02 • E08 [Jeremy] By six o'clock, amazingly, - Clarkson's Farm 00:32
[Jeremy] By six o'clock, amazingly,
S01 • E01 The next morning, I was up early. - Clarkson's Farm 00:18
The next morning, I was up early.
S01 • E08 As it turned out, - Clarkson's Farm 00:06
As it turned out,