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Clarkson's Farm

This is like being nine,playing sandcastles. I like it. Then, Kaleb arrived with hisload....

This is like being nine,
playing sandcastles. I like it. Then, Kaleb arrived with his
load. Followed shortly afterwards
by the lorry I'd ordered. -That is a smart lorry. -Will it weigh what we put in
there? -Yeah. -Will it? Epic.
-Yeah

Full Transcript

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This is like being nine, playing sandcastles. I like it.
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Then, Kaleb arrived with his load.
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Followed shortly afterwards by the lorry I'd ordered.
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-That is a smart lorry.
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-Will it weigh what we put in there?
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-Yeah.
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-Will it? Epic. -Yeah.
Duration
25 seconds
Views
104
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:27
Uploaded
May 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
8
Genres
documentary, comedy, reality-tv
Production
Expectation Entertainment,Con Dao Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he attempts to run a farm in the countryside.
S01 • E04 Perfect. - Clarkson's Farm 00:18
Perfect.
S02 • E04 [Jeremy] Since my poor herd was clearly in the cow equivalent of Rorke's Drift... - Clarkson's Farm 00:14
[Jeremy] Since my poor herd was clearly in the cow equivalen...
S02 • E08 [Jeremy] By six o'clock, amazingly, - Clarkson's Farm 00:32
[Jeremy] By six o'clock, amazingly,
S01 • E01 The next morning, I was up early. - Clarkson's Farm 00:18
The next morning, I was up early.
S01 • E08 As it turned out, - Clarkson's Farm 00:06
As it turned out,
S01 • E08 Obviously, we couldn't harvest in the rain. - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
Obviously, we couldn't harvest in the rain.
S01 • E08 Starting the lambs on their journey - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
Starting the lambs on their journey
S01 • E01 Look at my seagulls. - Clarkson's Farm 00:28
Look at my seagulls.
S01 • E08 So, what we got, Ellen, the right weight and the fit? - Clarkson's Farm 00:05
So, what we got, Ellen, the right weight and the fit?
S01 • E03 Morning. - Clarkson's Farm 00:23
Morning.
S02 • E04 - It's all electric. - It's all electric. - Clarkson's Farm 00:16
- It's all electric. - It's all electric.
S02 • E03 Now, what we've got here is a scrotum and nothing else. - Clarkson's Farm 00:09
Now, what we've got here is a scrotum and nothing else.
S02 • E04 [Jeremy] Once the soil was loaded, - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
[Jeremy] Once the soil was loaded,
S02 • E03 [Jeremy] Oh, it's free. Thank God for that. - Clarkson's Farm 00:15
[Jeremy] Oh, it's free. Thank God for that.
S01 • E08 How my poor ram had died was a mystery. - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
How my poor ram had died was a mystery.
S01 • E06 That's a nice one. - Clarkson's Farm 00:30
That's a nice one.
S01 • E02 What are we going to do with you three? - Clarkson's Farm 00:12
What are we going to do with you three?
S02 • E08 Hello? - Clarkson's Farm 00:16
Hello?
S01 • E02 [atmospheric music playing] - Clarkson's Farm 00:13
[atmospheric music playing]
S02 • E01 We should say on our bread in the shop, "May contain trace elements of earwig." - Clarkson's Farm 00:07
We should say on our bread in the shop, "May contain...