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What are we going to do with you three?
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Clarkson's Farm

What are we going to dowith you three? 'Cause you can't get pregnant. -'Cause if you get...

What are we going to do
with you three? 'Cause you can't get pregnant. -'Cause if you get pregnant...
-[sheep bleats] I know. You've got mastitis
or something of that nature and your udders are broken

Full Transcript

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What are we going to do with you three?
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'Cause you can't get pregnant.
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-'Cause if you get pregnant... -[sheep bleats]
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I know. You've got mastitis or something of that nature
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and your udders are broken.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
97
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:02
Uploaded
May 09, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
documentary, comedy, reality-tv
Production
Expectation Entertainment,Con Dao Productions

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Movie Summary

Follow Jeremy Clarkson as he attempts to run a farm in the countryside.
S02 • E08 Hello? - Clarkson's Farm 00:16
Hello?
S01 • E02 [atmospheric music playing] - Clarkson's Farm 00:13
[atmospheric music playing]
S02 • E01 We should say on our bread in the shop, "May contain trace elements of earwig." - Clarkson's Farm 00:07
We should say on our bread in the shop, "May contain...
S02 • E01 [Simon] Where I am now it's very good, but I'm hoping it's gonna get better. - Clarkson's Farm 00:23
[Simon] Where I am now it's very good, but I'm hop...
S01 • E02 And then it was time to see if the sheep sex had been successful. - Clarkson's Farm 00:23
And then it was time to see if the sheep sex had been succes...
S01 • E08 Hair. - Clarkson's Farm 00:22
Hair.
S02 • E03 [Kaleb] Fuck! - Clarkson's Farm 00:16
[Kaleb] Fuck!
S02 • E07 I don't like leaving that other one behind - Clarkson's Farm 00:17
I don't like leaving that other one behind
S01 • E01 Kaleb reckoned however, that if we kept up this pace, - Clarkson's Farm 00:30
Kaleb reckoned however, that if we kept up this pace,
S02 • E07 [sheep bleating] - Clarkson's Farm 00:23
[sheep bleating]
S02 • E02 [Jeremy] Go on. Go on! - Clarkson's Farm 00:08
[Jeremy] Go on. Go on!
S02 • E04 Fucking hell! - Clarkson's Farm 00:07
Fucking hell!
S01 • E04 [mellow music playing] - Clarkson's Farm 00:11
[mellow music playing]
S01 • E04 Which this year would not just be filled with wheat, barley and rape... - Clarkson's Farm 00:14
Which this year would not just be filled with wheat, barley ...
S01 • E06 This is the very field where I first had - Clarkson's Farm 00:28
This is the very field where I first had
S02 • E07 [reverse alarm] - Clarkson's Farm 00:13
[reverse alarm]
S01 • E06 I'd be harvesting the crops in six weeks' time. - Clarkson's Farm 00:10
I'd be harvesting the crops in six weeks' time.
S02 • E02 You're not happy, then? - Clarkson's Farm 00:07
You're not happy, then?
S01 • E08 Welcome, everyone, - Clarkson's Farm 00:06
Welcome, everyone,
S01 • E08 It's great to have it back. - Clarkson's Farm 00:15
It's great to have it back.