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I think the Super Speed Slide was the one
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Class Action Park

I think theSuper Speed Slide was the one that a lot of people would saythat it would just...

I think the
Super Speed Slide was the one that a lot of people would say
that it would just sort of, like, shoot water
straight up their assholes, that it was designed in a way
where you just-- you got your first colonic
for free courtesy of Action Park

Full Transcript

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- I think the Super Speed Slide was the one
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that a lot of people would say that it would just sort of,
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like, shoot water straight up their assholes,
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that it was designed in a way where you just--
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you got your first colonic for free
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courtesy of Action Park.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:07
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, crime
Production
Perennial Media,Pinball Party Productions,strategery, films

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Movie Summary

A documentary that focuses on a dangerously legendary water park and its slew of injuries and crimes along with child safety concerns.
- Everybody that got off that ride walked funny. - Class Action Park 00:08
- Everybody that got off that ride walked funny.
You were, you know, picking and prodding - Class Action Park 00:06
You were, you know, picking and prodding
- So if you don't bring your own flip-flops - Class Action Park 00:11
- So if you don't bring your own flip-flops
Everybody's, like, limping around from running around - Class Action Park 00:16
Everybody's, like, limping around from running around
You rode a plastic sled, and then you would see - Class Action Park 00:35
You rode a plastic sled, and then you would see
[upbeat music] - Class Action Park 00:24
[upbeat music]
The problem was, - Class Action Park 00:31
The problem was,
- The Tarzan Swing was cool - Class Action Park 00:16
- The Tarzan Swing was cool
- Go to do it. - Class Action Park 00:18
- Go to do it.
You fucking wiped out! Pussy!" - Class Action Park 00:05
You fucking wiped out! Pussy!"
This is Jersey!" - Class Action Park 00:10
This is Jersey!"
No lifeguard ever blew a whistle - Class Action Park 00:10
No lifeguard ever blew a whistle
- They always tell people, - Class Action Park 00:09
- They always tell people,
- So you got the people who, like, - Class Action Park 00:23
- So you got the people who, like,
[light music] - Class Action Park 00:18
[light music]
- [laughs] - Class Action Park 00:05
- [laughs]
- You know, the second you turn 14, - Class Action Park 00:12
- You know, the second you turn 14,
Here's a radio. You're in charge." - Class Action Park 00:22
Here's a radio. You're in charge."
In the water, we would spin the new employee over - Class Action Park 00:11
In the water, we would spin the new employee over
There are certainly things that happened at Action Park - Class Action Park 00:05
There are certainly things that happened at Action Park