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"Joe, the people sneak
on the lift. "And they go on the lift
without tickets, "and we want to make sure
they all have tickets. "So what I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna get the cattle prod, "and I'm gonna
stand by the lift. "We got to get one of those
real dirty-looking kids "that work down
in the train park. "I'll be working the lift, "and when they come up,
I'll go, "'Hey, where's your ticket?' "And they'll say,
'I don't have a ticket.' "I'll take out the cattle
prod, I'll hit him, "he'll pass out
like he's dead, "and then we'll have patrol
come drag him away, "and then everyone will know not to come here
without a ticket." I laughed like,
"Gene, that's some idea." While I was out of town,
I get a phone call from the person
who runs guest services to say, "We have an issue
on the lift. "And they go on the lift
without tickets, "and we want to make sure
they all have tickets. "So what I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna get the cattle prod, "and I'm gonna
stand by the lift. "We got to get one of those
real dirty-looking kids "that work down
in the train park. "I'll be working the lift, "and when they come up,
I'll go, "'Hey, where's your ticket?' "And they'll say,
'I don't have a ticket.' "I'll take out the cattle
prod, I'll hit him, "he'll pass out
like he's dead, "and then we'll have patrol
come drag him away, "and then everyone will know not to come here
without a ticket." I laughed like,
"Gene, that's some idea." While I was out of town,
I get a phone call from the person
who runs guest services to say, "We have an issue
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"Joe, the people sneak
on the lift.
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"And they go on the lift
without tickets,
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"and we want to make sure
they all have tickets.
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"So what I'm gonna do is,
I'm gonna get the cattle prod,
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"and I'm gonna
stand by the lift.
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"We got to get one of those
real dirty-looking kids
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"that work down
in the train park.
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"I'll be working the lift,
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"and when they come up,
I'll go,
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"'Hey, where's your ticket?'
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"And they'll say,
'I don't have a ticket.'
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"I'll take out the cattle
prod, I'll hit him,
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"he'll pass out
like he's dead,
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"and then we'll have patrol
come drag him away,
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"and then everyone will know
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not to come here
without a ticket."
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I laughed like,
"Gene, that's some idea."
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While I was out of town,
I get a phone call
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from the person
who runs guest services to say,
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"We have an issue.
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Movie Summary
A documentary that focuses on a dangerously legendary water park and its slew of injuries and crimes along with child safety concerns.