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Class Action Park

CFS stood for"can't fucking swim." - Security guys, lifeguards,they carried Sharpies....

[laughs] CFS stood for
"can't fucking swim." - Security guys, lifeguards,
they carried Sharpies. Action Park gave out
daily wristbands, and they would write "CFS"
on the wristband. If someone had CFS
on their wristband, that means they probably
had gotten saved already at some point in the day, and it was a warning
to other people. Like, if CFS
was on your wristband and you knew
you couldn't swim, what the hell are you doing
jumping off a 20-foot cliff into a deep pool of water? But people just--you know,
they thought, like, this was some magical place
where all of a sudden, they would have
the ability to swim

Full Transcript

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CFS stood for "can't fucking swim."
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- Security guys, lifeguards, they carried Sharpies.
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Action Park gave out daily wristbands,
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and they would write "CFS" on the wristband.
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If someone had CFS on their wristband,
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that means they probably had gotten saved already
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at some point in the day,
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and it was a warning to other people.
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Like, if CFS was on your wristband
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and you knew you couldn't swim,
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what the hell are you doing jumping off a 20-foot cliff
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into a deep pool of water?
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But people just--you know, they thought, like,
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this was some magical place where all of a sudden,
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they would have the ability to swim.
Duration
38 seconds
Views
90
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:06
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, crime
Production
Perennial Media,Pinball Party Productions,strategery, films

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Movie Summary

A documentary that focuses on a dangerously legendary water park and its slew of injuries and crimes along with child safety concerns.
- We should talk about that other ride - Class Action Park 00:12
- We should talk about that other ride
Cliff Dive, Cannonball Falls, you hear about those. - Class Action Park 00:04
Cliff Dive, Cannonball Falls, you hear about those.
Like, this is clearly not-- - Class Action Park 00:06
Like, this is clearly not--
narrator: The Colorado River Ride - Class Action Park 00:48
narrator: The Colorado River Ride
Nobody there keeping an eye on anything. - Class Action Park 00:04
Nobody there keeping an eye on anything.
- Gene got involved during the construction process, - Class Action Park 00:16
- Gene got involved during the construction process,
It's a water park." - Class Action Park 00:14
It's a water park."
Some of the worst fights we had were people standing - Class Action Park 00:13
Some of the worst fights we had were people standing
narrator: Action Park was like the movie "The Purge." - Class Action Park 00:19
narrator: Action Park was like the movie "The Purge.&qu...
Let's do the second-story roof!" - Class Action Park 00:08
Let's do the second-story roof!"
This is where it's getting too dangerous." - Class Action Park 00:05
This is where it's getting too dangerous."
And for a lot of kids, that was heaven. - Class Action Park 00:04
And for a lot of kids, that was heaven.
You think one day, I can go there?" - Class Action Park 00:14
You think one day, I can go there?"
I once heard a police officer tell me - Class Action Park 00:11
I once heard a police officer tell me
You know, hot, in the sun, lots of places to buy alcohol, - Class Action Park 00:07
You know, hot, in the sun, lots of places to buy alcohol,
- Trying to start fights with each other, - Class Action Park 00:23
- Trying to start fights with each other,
And they just didn't care half the time, - Class Action Park 00:05
And they just didn't care half the time,
[indistinct chatter and shouting] - Class Action Park 00:25
[indistinct chatter and shouting]
- And I remember them doing a big Polish festival, - Class Action Park 00:16
- And I remember them doing a big Polish festival,
narrator: Gene took this stuff seriously. - Class Action Park 01:01
narrator: Gene took this stuff seriously.