You rode a plastic sled,and then you would see how far you could skimacross the water,...

You rode a plastic sled,
and then you would see how far you could skim
across the water, like a stone skipping
across the water. - People didn't sit back
on the ride and they'd lean
too far forward, they would face-plant
into the water. narrator:
Unbeknownst to most patrons, the Aqua Skoot was also home
to a thriving bee nest. Guests who lingered too long
were likely to be stung. - I'll tell you something
about the Aqua Skoot. Took one look at that thing,
I said, "No fucking way.
No way, man." That just looked like a thing
where you'd get your fucking toes
or your balls get caught in those--
Aqua Skoot. I'm gonna Aqua Skoot
the fuck away from this thing, that was my instinct