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Clerks

I assure you; we're open

Clerks • 1994
Sign Outside Quick Stop:
I assure you; we're open

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.244
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Duration
4 seconds
Views
390
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:09
Uploaded
Dec 02, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions

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Movie Summary

A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
Someone jammed gum in the locks Bunch of savages in this town - Clerks 00:06
Someone jammed gum in the locks Bunch of savages in this...
Hey you see a set of keys around here - Clerks 00:10
Hey you see a set of keys around here
Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees - Clerks 00:14
Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees
That's not cheating People say crazy shit during sex - Clerks 00:08
That's not cheating People say crazy shit during sex
She was supposed to meet Brad in a bedroom - Clerks 00:29
She was supposed to meet Brad in a bedroom
Aside from the cheating we were a great couple - Clerks 00:08
Aside from the cheating we were a great couple
Do you sell video tapes Yeah What are you looking for - Clerks 01:04
Do you sell video tapes Yeah What are you looking for
Excuse me Do you sell video tapes - Clerks 01:03
Excuse me Do you sell video tapes
I don't care if she's my cousin or not - Clerks 00:06
I don't care if she's my cousin or not
Olaf what part of Russia are you from - Clerks 00:05
Olaf what part of Russia are you from
Moscow He only speaks Russian - Clerks 00:07
Moscow He only speaks Russian
My love for you is like a truck Berserker - Clerks 00:14
My love for you is like a truck Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock Berserker - Clerks 00:14
My love for you is ticking clock Berserker
A little word of advice my friend - Clerks 00:07
A little word of advice my friend
Know what I just watched - Clerks 00:07
Know what I just watched
Which did you like better Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back - Clerks 00:24
Which did you like better Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back
A job of that magnitude would require - Clerks 00:58
A job of that magnitude would require
So a construction job of that magnitude would require - Clerks 00:53
So a construction job of that magnitude would require
I don't mean to interrupt but what are you talking about - Clerks 00:14
I don't mean to interrupt but what are you talking...
See It's important to have a job that makes a difference boys - Clerks 00:09
See It's important to have a job that makes a...