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Dante Hicks:
You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him! Veronica Loughran:
Because I never HAD sex with him. Dante Hicks:
You sucked his dick! Veronica Loughran:
We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around. Dante Hicks:
Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? Veronica Loughran:
Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people. Dante Hicks:
Oh my God, I feel so nauseous! Veronica Loughran:
I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood! Dante Hicks:
I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said! Veronica Loughran:
Please calm down. Dante Hicks:
How many? Veronica Loughran:
Dante... Dante Hicks:
How many dicks have you sucked? Veronica Loughran:
Let it go! Dante Hicks:
How many? Veronica Loughran:
All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked! Dante Hicks:
This is different, this is important. How many? [long pause as customer buys something] Dante Hicks:
Well? Veronica Loughran:
Something like... 36. Dante Hicks:
What? Something like 36? Veronica Loughran:
Lower your voice. Dante Hicks:
Wait, what is that anyway, Something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me? Veronica Loughran:
Ummm... 37. Dante Hicks:
I'm 37?
You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him! Veronica Loughran:
Because I never HAD sex with him. Dante Hicks:
You sucked his dick! Veronica Loughran:
We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around. Dante Hicks:
Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? Veronica Loughran:
Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people. Dante Hicks:
Oh my God, I feel so nauseous! Veronica Loughran:
I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood! Dante Hicks:
I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said! Veronica Loughran:
Please calm down. Dante Hicks:
How many? Veronica Loughran:
Dante... Dante Hicks:
How many dicks have you sucked? Veronica Loughran:
Let it go! Dante Hicks:
How many? Veronica Loughran:
All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked! Dante Hicks:
This is different, this is important. How many? [long pause as customer buys something] Dante Hicks:
Well? Veronica Loughran:
Something like... 36. Dante Hicks:
What? Something like 36? Veronica Loughran:
Lower your voice. Dante Hicks:
Wait, what is that anyway, Something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me? Veronica Loughran:
Ummm... 37. Dante Hicks:
I'm 37?
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But you said you only had sex with three guys
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You never mentioned him Because I never had sex with him
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You sucked his dick
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We went out a few times
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We never had sex but we fooled around
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Oh my God
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Why'd you tell me you had sex with three guys
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Because I did only have sex with three different guys
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That doesn't mean I didn't go with people
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Oh my God I feel so nauseous
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I'm sorry Dante I thought you understood
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I did understand
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I understood that you had sex with three guys and that's all you said
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Please calm down How many
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Dante How many dicks have you sucked
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How many All right Shut up and I'll tell you
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Jesus I didn't freak out when you told me how many girls you fucked
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This is different This is important How many
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Well
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Something like 36
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What Something like 36 Lower your voice
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What is that anyway Something like 36
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Does that include me
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Thirty seven I'm 37
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
Actors
Dante Hicks
Veronica Loughran
