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Sanford:
Hey, Dante, I'm gonna grab a Gatorade, alright? Dante Hicks:
If you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's gonna grab one. Sanford:
So? Dante Hicks:
So, who's gonna pay for these Gatorades? Sanford:
What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker? Dante Hicks:
Hey, I have a responsibility here. I can't have everybody grabbing free drinks. Sanford:
Responsibility? What Responsibility? You're closing the fucking store to play hockey! Randal Graves:
He's blunt, but he's got a point. Dante Hicks:
Will you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here? Sanford:
No, all I'm sayin' is, if you're gonna be insubordinate, you might as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink. Randal Graves:
He's right, as if we're suddenly gonna have a run on Gatorade. Sanford:
Fuckin' A! Dante Hicks:
All right! Jesus! You fuckers are pushy!
Hey, Dante, I'm gonna grab a Gatorade, alright? Dante Hicks:
If you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's gonna grab one. Sanford:
So? Dante Hicks:
So, who's gonna pay for these Gatorades? Sanford:
What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker? Dante Hicks:
Hey, I have a responsibility here. I can't have everybody grabbing free drinks. Sanford:
Responsibility? What Responsibility? You're closing the fucking store to play hockey! Randal Graves:
He's blunt, but he's got a point. Dante Hicks:
Will you let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here? Sanford:
No, all I'm sayin' is, if you're gonna be insubordinate, you might as well go the full nine, not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink. Randal Graves:
He's right, as if we're suddenly gonna have a run on Gatorade. Sanford:
Fuckin' A! Dante Hicks:
All right! Jesus! You fuckers are pushy!
Full Transcript
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Hey I'm gonna grab a Gatorade
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If you grab a Gatorade everybody's gonna grab one
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So So Who's gonna pay
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What do you care shoe polish smelling motherfucker
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I have responsibility I can't have everybody grab free drinks
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What responsibility You're closing the fucking store to play hockey
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He's got a point
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Let me maintain some semblance of managerial control
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If you're gonna be insubordinate might as well go the full nine
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not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink
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Right As if we're gonna have a run on Gatorade
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Fucking A All right
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Jesus you fuckers are pushy
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.

