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Clerks

Hello. What? No, I don't work today. I'm playing hockey at two

Clerks • 1994
[first lines] Dante Hicks:
[phone rings and Dante falls out of a closet]
Hello. What? No, I don't work today. I'm playing hockey at two

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.377
I can't play today I'm stuck at work
Duration
5 seconds
Views
478
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:26
Uploaded
Dec 02, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions

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Movie Summary

A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.

Actors

Brian O'Halloran
Dante Hicks
Brian O'Halloran
Hey I'm gonna grab a Gatorade - Clerks 00:29
Hey I'm gonna grab a Gatorade
I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major - Clerks 00:10
I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major
You gonna lock the store You gonna lock the video store - Clerks 00:07
You gonna lock the store You gonna lock the video store
Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em! - Clerks 00:06
Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em!
I got it! I got it! It's mine, it's mine! - Clerks 00:06
I got it! I got it! It's mine, it's mine!
Hey any balls down there - Clerks 00:07
Hey any balls down there
You hate people But I love gatherings - Clerks 00:04
You hate people But I love gatherings
Embolism in a pool What an embarrassing way to die - Clerks 00:15
Embolism in a pool What an embarrassing way to die
You're so repressed - Clerks 00:05
You're so repressed
Just go Just go open the video store - Clerks 00:08
Just go Just go open the video store
And how many times have I told you not to be dealing in front of the store - Clerks 00:09
And how many times have I told you not to be dealing in...
Fine Just let me borrow your car - Clerks 00:18
Fine Just let me borrow your car
Cute cat What is its name - Clerks 00:07
Cute cat What is its name
If title dictated my behaviour as a clerk serving the public - Clerks 00:23
If title dictated my behaviour as a clerk serving the public
Wreck is a harsh term - Clerks 00:10
Wreck is a harsh term
I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics - Clerks 00:05
I'm offering you my body and you're offering me...
No I might be leaving early - Clerks 00:09
No I might be leaving early
What are you watching Children's programming - Clerks 00:05
What are you watching Children's programming
What did your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged - Clerks 00:20
What did your mom say when you told her you weren't...
Hey you know you and I have something in common - Clerks 00:08
Hey you know you and I have something in common