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Jay:
I dunno dude, that Caitlin chick's nice, but I've seen that Veronica girl doing shit for you all the time. I saw her rubbing your back, fucking comes and brings you food. Didn't I see her change your tire once? Dante Hicks:
Hey-hey, you know, I jacked up the car, all she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tire on. Jay:
I dunno, she does a lot for you. Dante Hicks:
She's my girlfriend. Jay:
I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me is weed and shit. Shit my grandmother used to say 'What's better, fuckin', a good plate with nothin' on it... ' no wait I fucked up. 'What's a good plate with nothing on it?' Dante Hicks:
Meaning? Jay:
I dunno, she was senile and shit, she used to fuckin' piss herself all the time, and shit herself. Come on, Silent Bob, lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker!
I dunno dude, that Caitlin chick's nice, but I've seen that Veronica girl doing shit for you all the time. I saw her rubbing your back, fucking comes and brings you food. Didn't I see her change your tire once? Dante Hicks:
Hey-hey, you know, I jacked up the car, all she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tire on. Jay:
I dunno, she does a lot for you. Dante Hicks:
She's my girlfriend. Jay:
I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me is weed and shit. Shit my grandmother used to say 'What's better, fuckin', a good plate with nothin' on it... ' no wait I fucked up. 'What's a good plate with nothing on it?' Dante Hicks:
Meaning? Jay:
I dunno, she was senile and shit, she used to fuckin' piss herself all the time, and shit herself. Come on, Silent Bob, lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint, with this fucking faggot Dante, you cock smoker!
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I don't know dude That Caitlin chick's nice
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But I see that Veronica girl doing shit for you all the time
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I saw her rubbing your back fucking comes and brings your food
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Didn't I see her change your tyre once
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Hey hey I jacked up the car
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All she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tyre on
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I don't know she does a lot for you She's my girlfriend
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I had some girlfriends too
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but all they wanted from me was weed and shit
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Shit my grandma used to say
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What's better fucking a good plate with nothing on it
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No wait I fucked up
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What's a good plate with nothing on it
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Meaning I don't know she was senile and shit
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She used to fucking piss herself all the time
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and shit herself
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Come on Silent Bob Let's get the fuck out of this fucking gyp joint
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with this fucking faggot Dante You cock smoker
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
Actors
Jay
Dante Hicks
