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I feel good today Silent Bob We're gonna make some money

I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're...

Clerks • 1994

Jay: I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'll fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
[to a man passing by on a bicycle just off screen]
Jay: Yo, what the fuck you lookin' at? I'll kick your fuckin' ass! Shit yeah.
[to Silent Bob]
Jay: Doesn't that mother fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin' tonight, we're gonna rip off this fucker's head, and tear out his fuckin' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag.
[to two women in a passing car just off screen]
Jay: Hey, what's up babes? What's up, sluts?

Full Transcript

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I feel good today Silent Bob We're gonna make some money

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Know what we're gonna do Go to that party and get some pussy

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I'm gonna fuck this bitch I'll fuck anything that moves

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What the fuck you lookin' at I'll kick your fuckin' ass

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Shit yeah Don't that motherfucker owe me ten bucks

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Tonight we're going to rip off this fucker's head take out his fuckin' soul

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Remind me if he tries to buy something I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag

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What's up baby What's up sluts

Duration

33 seconds

Views

195

Timestamp in Movie

00:07:31

Uploaded

Jan 11, 2025

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View Askew Productions

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Movie Summary

A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.