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Randal Graves:
So, your argument is that title dictates behavior? Dante Hicks:
What? Randal Graves:
The reason you won't let me use your car is because I have a title and a job description, and I'm supposed to follow it, right? Dante Hicks:
Exactly. Tabloid Reading Customer:
I saw one, one time, that said, "The next week, the world is ending." And in the next week's paper, they said, "We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird." Crazy shit. Randal Graves:
So, I'm no more responsible for my decisions here than, say, a Death Squad soldier in Bosnia? Dante Hicks:
Oh, now, that's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything. Randal Graves:
Yeah, not yet. [takes a drink of water] Tabloid Reading Customer:
And I remember this one time- [Randal spits water at him] Tabloid Reading Customer:
I'm going to break your fucking head! You fucking jerk-off! Dante Hicks:
Sir! Sir, I'm sorry! He meant to hit me. Tabloid Reading Customer:
Yeah, well, he missed! Dante Hicks:
Yeah, I know. Here, let me refund your money, and we'll call it even, alright? Tabloid Reading Customer:
I'll never come in here again. [to Randal] Tabloid Reading Customer:
And if I see you again, I'm gonnna break your fucking head open! [Randal salutes him as he leaves] Dante Hicks:
What the fuck'd you do that for? Randal Graves:
Two reasons. One, I hate it when people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines. Dante Hicks:
Oh, Jesus! Randal Graves:
And two, to prove a point. Title does not dictate behavior. Dante Hicks:
What? Randal Graves:
If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did. So, my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Even though I work in a video store, I choose to go rent movies at Big Choice. Agreed? Dante Hicks:
[gives Randal his car keys]
You are a danger to both the dead and the living. Randal Graves:
I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny. Dante Hicks:
Please, get the hell outta here. Randal Graves:
You know I'm your hero
So, your argument is that title dictates behavior? Dante Hicks:
What? Randal Graves:
The reason you won't let me use your car is because I have a title and a job description, and I'm supposed to follow it, right? Dante Hicks:
Exactly. Tabloid Reading Customer:
I saw one, one time, that said, "The next week, the world is ending." And in the next week's paper, they said, "We were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird." Crazy shit. Randal Graves:
So, I'm no more responsible for my decisions here than, say, a Death Squad soldier in Bosnia? Dante Hicks:
Oh, now, that's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything. Randal Graves:
Yeah, not yet. [takes a drink of water] Tabloid Reading Customer:
And I remember this one time- [Randal spits water at him] Tabloid Reading Customer:
I'm going to break your fucking head! You fucking jerk-off! Dante Hicks:
Sir! Sir, I'm sorry! He meant to hit me. Tabloid Reading Customer:
Yeah, well, he missed! Dante Hicks:
Yeah, I know. Here, let me refund your money, and we'll call it even, alright? Tabloid Reading Customer:
I'll never come in here again. [to Randal] Tabloid Reading Customer:
And if I see you again, I'm gonnna break your fucking head open! [Randal salutes him as he leaves] Dante Hicks:
What the fuck'd you do that for? Randal Graves:
Two reasons. One, I hate it when people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines. Dante Hicks:
Oh, Jesus! Randal Graves:
And two, to prove a point. Title does not dictate behavior. Dante Hicks:
What? Randal Graves:
If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did. So, my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Even though I work in a video store, I choose to go rent movies at Big Choice. Agreed? Dante Hicks:
[gives Randal his car keys]
You are a danger to both the dead and the living. Randal Graves:
I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny. Dante Hicks:
Please, get the hell outta here. Randal Graves:
You know I'm your hero
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If title dictated my behaviour as a clerk serving the public
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I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy
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But I did so my point is that people dictate their own behaviour
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Even though I work in a video store
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I choose to go rent movies at Big Choice
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Agreed
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You're a danger to both the dead and the living
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I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny
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Please get the hell out of here I know I'm your hero
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
