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I'm not even supposed to be here today
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Clerks

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Clerks • 1994
[repeated line] Dante Hicks:
I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.985
I'm not even supposed to be here today
Duration
4 seconds
Views
722
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:19
Uploaded
Dec 02, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions

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Movie Summary

A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.

Actors

Brian O'Halloran
Dante Hicks
Brian O'Halloran
Someone jammed gum in the locks You're kidding - Clerks 00:07
Someone jammed gum in the locks You're kidding
But you said you only had sex with three guys - Clerks 01:06
But you said you only had sex with three guys
Thirty seven My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks - Clerks 00:05
Thirty seven My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
Hey try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot - Clerks 00:08
Hey try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking...
I walked in here the other day that son of a bitch was sleeping - Clerks 00:27
I walked in here the other day that son of a bitch was...
Guy ain't here yet You're kidding It's almost 11 30 - Clerks 00:34
Guy ain't here yet You're kidding It's almost...
All right asshole you're on - Clerks 00:04
All right asshole you're on
Someone jammed gum in the locks Bunch of savages in this town - Clerks 00:06
Someone jammed gum in the locks Bunch of savages in this...
Hey you see a set of keys around here - Clerks 00:10
Hey you see a set of keys around here
Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees - Clerks 00:14
Some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees
That's not cheating People say crazy shit during sex - Clerks 00:08
That's not cheating People say crazy shit during sex
She was supposed to meet Brad in a bedroom - Clerks 00:29
She was supposed to meet Brad in a bedroom
Aside from the cheating we were a great couple - Clerks 00:08
Aside from the cheating we were a great couple
Do you sell video tapes Yeah What are you looking for - Clerks 01:04
Do you sell video tapes Yeah What are you looking for
Excuse me Do you sell video tapes - Clerks 01:03
Excuse me Do you sell video tapes
I don't care if she's my cousin or not - Clerks 00:06
I don't care if she's my cousin or not
Olaf what part of Russia are you from - Clerks 00:05
Olaf what part of Russia are you from
Moscow He only speaks Russian - Clerks 00:07
Moscow He only speaks Russian
My love for you is like a truck Berserker - Clerks 00:14
My love for you is like a truck Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock Berserker - Clerks 00:14
My love for you is ticking clock Berserker