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Dante Hicks:
It wasn't me. Caitlin Bree:
[scoffs]
Yeah, right. What was it, then? Randal? Dante Hicks:
[to Randal]
Was it you? Randal Graves:
I was up here the whole time. Caitlin Bree:
You two better quit it. Dante Hicks:
I'm serious. Caitlin Bree:
Oh, so, we didn't just have sex in the bathroom? Dante Hicks:
No. Caitlin Bree:
Stop it. This isn't funny. Dante Hicks:
I'm not fooling around. I just came in from outside. Caitlin Bree:
This isn't fucking funny, Dante! Dante Hicks:
I'm not kidding! [to Randal] Dante Hicks:
Who went back there? Randal Graves:
Nobody, I swear! Caitlin Bree:
I feel nauseous. Dante Hicks:
Are you sure there was someone back there? Caitlin Bree:
Well, I didn't just fuck myself! Jesus Christ! God, I'm gonna be sick! Randal Graves:
You just fucked a total stranger? Dante Hicks:
Shut the fuck up! Caitlin Bree:
I can't believe this. Dante Hicks:
Call the police! Caitlin Bree:
No, don't! Randal Graves:
Why? Dante Hicks:
Because there's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Caitlin! Randal Graves:
She said she did all the work. Dante Hicks:
Will you Shut the fuck up! Who the fuck's in our bathroom?
It wasn't me. Caitlin Bree:
[scoffs]
Yeah, right. What was it, then? Randal? Dante Hicks:
[to Randal]
Was it you? Randal Graves:
I was up here the whole time. Caitlin Bree:
You two better quit it. Dante Hicks:
I'm serious. Caitlin Bree:
Oh, so, we didn't just have sex in the bathroom? Dante Hicks:
No. Caitlin Bree:
Stop it. This isn't funny. Dante Hicks:
I'm not fooling around. I just came in from outside. Caitlin Bree:
This isn't fucking funny, Dante! Dante Hicks:
I'm not kidding! [to Randal] Dante Hicks:
Who went back there? Randal Graves:
Nobody, I swear! Caitlin Bree:
I feel nauseous. Dante Hicks:
Are you sure there was someone back there? Caitlin Bree:
Well, I didn't just fuck myself! Jesus Christ! God, I'm gonna be sick! Randal Graves:
You just fucked a total stranger? Dante Hicks:
Shut the fuck up! Caitlin Bree:
I can't believe this. Dante Hicks:
Call the police! Caitlin Bree:
No, don't! Randal Graves:
Why? Dante Hicks:
Because there's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Caitlin! Randal Graves:
She said she did all the work. Dante Hicks:
Will you Shut the fuck up! Who the fuck's in our bathroom?
Full Transcript
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It wasn't me
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Yeah right Who was it then Randal
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Was it you No I was up here the whole time
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You two better quit it I'm serious
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Oh so we didn't just have sex in the bathroom
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No
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Stop it this isn't funny
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I'm not fooling around I just came in from outside
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This isn't fucking funny Dante I'm not kidding
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Who went back there Nobody I swear
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I feel nauseous
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Are you sure there was someone there
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Well I didn't just fuck myself Jesus Christ
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God I'm gonna be sick
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You just fucked a total stranger Shut the fuck up
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Call the police No don't
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There's a stranger in our bathroom and he just raped Caitlin
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She said she did all the work Would you shut the fuck up
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Who the fuck is in our bathroom
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
