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Veronica Loughran:
Lit 101 got cancelled so I stopped home and I brought you some lunch. Dante Hicks:
What is it? Veronica Loughran:
Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. What do you think it is? It's lasagna. Dante Hicks:
Really? Oh, you're the queen! Veronica Loughran:
I'm glad you've calmed down a bit. [pause] Veronica Loughran:
Hi, Randal. Randal Graves:
Thirty-seven! Dante Hicks:
Shut up! [pause] Dante Hicks:
Yes, I've calmed down. I'm not happy, but I'll be able to deal. Randal Graves:
[imitating sounds of oral sex] Dante Hicks:
Why don't you go back to the video store? Veronica Loughran:
You had to tell him? Dante Hicks:
I had to tell someone. He put it into perspective. Veronica Loughran:
What did he say? Dante Hicks:
He said at least he wasn't thirty-six. Veronica Loughran:
And that made you feel better? Dante Hicks:
And he also said that most of them were college guys I've never seen or met before. Veronica Loughran:
The Ostrich syndrome. If you don't see it... Dante Hicks:
It isn't there, yes. Veronica Loughran:
Thank you for being rational. Dante Hicks:
Thank you for the lasagna
Lit 101 got cancelled so I stopped home and I brought you some lunch. Dante Hicks:
What is it? Veronica Loughran:
Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. What do you think it is? It's lasagna. Dante Hicks:
Really? Oh, you're the queen! Veronica Loughran:
I'm glad you've calmed down a bit. [pause] Veronica Loughran:
Hi, Randal. Randal Graves:
Thirty-seven! Dante Hicks:
Shut up! [pause] Dante Hicks:
Yes, I've calmed down. I'm not happy, but I'll be able to deal. Randal Graves:
[imitating sounds of oral sex] Dante Hicks:
Why don't you go back to the video store? Veronica Loughran:
You had to tell him? Dante Hicks:
I had to tell someone. He put it into perspective. Veronica Loughran:
What did he say? Dante Hicks:
He said at least he wasn't thirty-six. Veronica Loughran:
And that made you feel better? Dante Hicks:
And he also said that most of them were college guys I've never seen or met before. Veronica Loughran:
The Ostrich syndrome. If you don't see it... Dante Hicks:
It isn't there, yes. Veronica Loughran:
Thank you for being rational. Dante Hicks:
Thank you for the lasagna
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Lit 101 got cancelled so I stopped home and I brought you some lunch
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What is it
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Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off
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What do you think it is It's lasagne Really
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Oh you're the queen
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I'm glad you've calmed down a bit Hi Randal
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Thirty seven Shut up
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Yes I've calmed down I'm not happy but I'll be able to deal
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Why don't you go back to the video store
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You had to tell him
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I had to tell someone He put it into perspective
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What did he say He said at least he wasn't 36
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And that made you feel better
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And he also said that most of them were college guys
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I've never even seen or met before
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Ostrich syndrome If you don't see it It isn't there yes
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Thank you for being rational Thank you for the lasagne
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
