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Randal Graves:
Oh what, what's with you, man? You haven't said anything for like 20 minutes. What the hell's your problem? Dante Hicks:
This life. Randal Graves:
This life? Dante Hicks:
Why do I have This life? Randal Graves:
Have some chips, you'll feel better. Dante Hicks:
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks. Randal Graves:
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Oh what, what's with you, man? You haven't said anything for like 20 minutes. What the hell's your problem? Dante Hicks:
This life. Randal Graves:
This life? Dante Hicks:
Why do I have This life? Randal Graves:
Have some chips, you'll feel better. Dante Hicks:
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks. Randal Graves:
37
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Oh what What's with you man
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You haven't said anything for like 20 minutes
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What the hell's your problem
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This life This life
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Why do I have this life
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Have some chips you'll feel better
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I'm stuck in this pit working for less than slave wages
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working on my day off the goddamn steel shutters are closed
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I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet I smell like shoe polish
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my ex girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy
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and my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.

