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Clerks

All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you...

Clerks 1994
Randal Graves:

[talking about the second Death Star]
A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers. Dante Hicks:
Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at... Randal Graves:
Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms. Dante Hicks:
All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction? Randal Graves:
All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. [notices Dante's confusion] Randal Graves:
All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living

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So a construction job of that magnitude would require
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a hell of a lot more manpower than the Imperial Army had to offer
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I'll bet they brought independent contractors in on that thing
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Plumbers aluminium siders roofers Not just Imperialists
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Is that what you're getting at Exactly
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To get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody that can do the job
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Think the average stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main
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All they know is killing and white uniforms
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All right so they bring in independent contractors
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Why are you so upset at its destruction
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All those innocent contractors brought in to do the job were killed
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Casualties of a war they had nothing to do with
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All right look You're a roofer
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Some juicy government contract comes your way
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you got a wife and kids the two storey in suburbia
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This is a government contract which means all sorts of benefits
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Along come these left wing militants
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that blast everything within a 3 mile radius with their lasers
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You did not ask for that You had no personal politics
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You're trying to scrape out a living
Duration
53 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:29:59
Uploaded
Dec 02, 2022
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Movie Summary

A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.

Actors

Jeff Anderson
Randal Graves
Brian O'Halloran
Dante Hicks