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Randal Graves:
[talking about the second Death Star]
A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers. Dante Hicks:
Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at... Randal Graves:
Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms. Dante Hicks:
All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction? Randal Graves:
All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. [notices Dante's confusion] Randal Graves:
All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living
[talking about the second Death Star]
A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers. Dante Hicks:
Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at... Randal Graves:
Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms. Dante Hicks:
All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction? Randal Graves:
All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. [notices Dante's confusion] Randal Graves:
All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living
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So a construction job of that magnitude would require
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a hell of a lot more manpower than the Imperial Army had to offer
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I'll bet they brought independent contractors in on that thing
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Plumbers aluminium siders roofers Not just Imperialists
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Is that what you're getting at Exactly
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To get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody that can do the job
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Think the average stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main
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All they know is killing and white uniforms
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All right so they bring in independent contractors
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Why are you so upset at its destruction
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All those innocent contractors brought in to do the job were killed
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Casualties of a war they had nothing to do with
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All right look You're a roofer
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Some juicy government contract comes your way
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you got a wife and kids the two storey in suburbia
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This is a government contract which means all sorts of benefits
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Along come these left wing militants
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that blast everything within a 3 mile radius with their lasers
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You did not ask for that You had no personal politics
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You're trying to scrape out a living
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.

