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Dante Hicks:
You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie. Randal Graves:
[reading a magazine]
You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante Hicks:
What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves:
He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks:
Nudie booth? Randal Graves:
Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks:
Guess not. Randal Graves:
Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks:
What kind of a show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels] Randal Graves:
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. I mean, these chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body - *any* opening. Dante Hicks:
Can we not talk about this now? Randal Graves:
The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, 'cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. Offended Customer:
I will never come to this place again! Dante Hicks:
Excuse me? Offended Customer:
Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired! Dante Hicks:
Oh, I-I'm sorry, I-I guess we kinda got carried away. Offended Customer:
Well, I-I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended me. Randal Graves:
Well, if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! [Shows him graphic picture from porn mag] Randal Graves:
I think you can see her kidneys!
You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie. Randal Graves:
[reading a magazine]
You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour? Dante Hicks:
What's a jizz-mopper? Randal Graves:
He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booths after each guy jerks off. Dante Hicks:
Nudie booth? Randal Graves:
Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth? Dante Hicks:
Guess not. Randal Graves:
Oh man, it's great. You go into this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks. Dante Hicks:
What kind of a show? [Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels] Randal Graves:
Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. I mean, these chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening on their body - *any* opening. Dante Hicks:
Can we not talk about this now? Randal Graves:
The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, 'cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away. Offended Customer:
I will never come to this place again! Dante Hicks:
Excuse me? Offended Customer:
Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired! Dante Hicks:
Oh, I-I'm sorry, I-I guess we kinda got carried away. Offended Customer:
Well, I-I don't know if sorry can make up for it. You've highly offended me. Randal Graves:
Well, if you thinks that's offensive, check this out! [Shows him graphic picture from porn mag] Randal Graves:
I think you can see her kidneys!
Full Transcript
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You ever notice that all the prices end in nine
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Damn that's eerie
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You know how much money the average jizz mopper makes per hour
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What's a jizz mopper
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The guy that cleans out the nudie booth after each guy jerks off
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Nudie booth Yeah nudie booth
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Never been in a nudie booth Guess not
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Oh man it's great
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You go to this booth and there's this glass between you and these chicks
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and they put on a show for you for like for like 10 bucks
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What kind of a show
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Think of the weirdest craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do
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I mean these chicks do it all
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They insert things into any opening on their body Any opening
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Can we not talk about this now
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The jizz mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load
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Everybody does it right on the window I don't know if you noticed
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but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away
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I will never come to this place again Excuse me
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Using filthy language in front of the customers
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You both should be fired
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Oh I'm sorry I guess we kind of got carried away
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Well I don't know if sorry can make up for it
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You've highly offended me
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Well if you think that's offensive check this out
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I think you can see her kidneys
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
Actors
Dante Hicks
Randal Graves
