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Randal Graves:
You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store. Dante Hicks:
Which ones? Randal Graves:
All of them. [a series of vignettes] Bed Wetting Dad:
What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed? Video Confusion Customer:
So, do you have any new movies in? [zoom out to see a huge sign that says "Brand New Movies" directly above her] Low I.Q. Video Customer:
Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year? Randal Graves:
They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the racks. Low I.Q. Video Customer:
OOOOH! NAVY SEALS! Randal Graves:
It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size. Dante Hicks:
You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get. [more vignettes] Cold Coffee Lover:
What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot? Candy Confusion Customer:
So how much is this thing anyway? [zoom out to see a huge "99¢" sign behind her] Hubcap Searching Customer:
Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!
You know who I can do without? I can do without the people in the video store. Dante Hicks:
Which ones? Randal Graves:
All of them. [a series of vignettes] Bed Wetting Dad:
What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed? Video Confusion Customer:
So, do you have any new movies in? [zoom out to see a huge sign that says "Brand New Movies" directly above her] Low I.Q. Video Customer:
Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year? Randal Graves:
They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movies on the racks. Low I.Q. Video Customer:
OOOOH! NAVY SEALS! Randal Graves:
It's like in order to join, they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size. Dante Hicks:
You think you get stupid questions? You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get. [more vignettes] Cold Coffee Lover:
What do mean there's no ice? You mean I gotta drink this coffee hot? Candy Confusion Customer:
So how much is this thing anyway? [zoom out to see a huge "99¢" sign behind her] Hubcap Searching Customer:
Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!
Full Transcript
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You know who I can do without
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I could do without the people in the video store
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Which ones All of them
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What would you get for a 6 year old boy who chronically wets his bed
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So do you have any new movies in
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Do you have that one with that guy
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who was in that movie that was out last year
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They never rent quality flicks
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They always pick the most intellectually devoid movie on the racks
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Navy Seals
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It's like in order to join they have to have an IQ less than their shoe size
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Think you get stupid questions
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You should hear the barrage of stupid questions I get
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What there's no ice I gotta drink this coffee hot
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So how much is this thing anyway
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Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback
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Oh Mini Truckin' magazine
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Movie Summary
A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof.
Actors
Randal Graves
Dante Hicks
