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Elias:
Randal... [Holds up onion ring] Elias:
"One ring to rule them all." Randal Graves:
And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her. Elias:
I never wondered that. Randal Graves:
Yeah, 'cause you've accepted the fact that you'll never get a chick a long time ago. Elias:
I could get a chick if I wanted. Randal Graves:
Who are you kidding? You can't get a chick ya mook, you're too weird and sad. Elias:
[Throws down onion ring and storms up to Randal]
I turn down chicks left and right. Randal Graves:
Your chicks are your "left" and "right." Elias:
Yeah right, what do you know? Randal Graves:
Ahh, I know that you're a huge fucking nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds. Especially nerds that are into Lord of the Rings. Elias:
Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal. Randal Graves:
Yeah. The kind of chicks that are into swords and elves and shit, and I wouldn't fuck them with the torch of Gondor. Elias:
Oh, you're so gross!
Randal... [Holds up onion ring] Elias:
"One ring to rule them all." Randal Graves:
And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her. Elias:
I never wondered that. Randal Graves:
Yeah, 'cause you've accepted the fact that you'll never get a chick a long time ago. Elias:
I could get a chick if I wanted. Randal Graves:
Who are you kidding? You can't get a chick ya mook, you're too weird and sad. Elias:
[Throws down onion ring and storms up to Randal]
I turn down chicks left and right. Randal Graves:
Your chicks are your "left" and "right." Elias:
Yeah right, what do you know? Randal Graves:
Ahh, I know that you're a huge fucking nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds. Especially nerds that are into Lord of the Rings. Elias:
Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal. Randal Graves:
Yeah. The kind of chicks that are into swords and elves and shit, and I wouldn't fuck them with the torch of Gondor. Elias:
Oh, you're so gross!
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And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her
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I never wondered that
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Yeah 'cause you've accepted the fact
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that you'll never get a chick a long time ago
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I could get a chick if I wanted
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laughs Who are you kidding
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You can't get a chick you mook
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You're too weird and sad
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I turn down chicks left and right
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Your chicks are your left and right
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Yeah right What do you know
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Uh I know you're a huge fuckin' nerd
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of Potsie like proportions and no chicks dig nerds
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Movie Summary
A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.
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Elias
