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Randal Graves:
Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those Rings movies, he would've ended the third movie on the logical closure point, Not The 25 endings that followed! Elias:
What's the "logical closure point"? Hobbit Lover:
Yeah, friend, enlighten us Randal Graves:
When fuckin' Frido wakes up from his little comer, or whatever, and all the other hobbits are jumpin' on his bed. [squinting his eyes] Randal Graves:
And then Sam leans in the doorway and gives him this very fucking gay look. Elias:
Not The Rings, Randal! Say what you will about Jesus, but leave The Rings out of this! Hobbit Lover:
[getting angry]
I'm gonna kick your ass back to The Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth. Randal Graves:
That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now THAT would have been an Academy Award worthy ending. Hobbit Lover:
Hey, faggot! They're not gay! They're hobbits! Randal Graves:
And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth. Hobbit Lover:
I swear- [nauseous] Hobbit Lover:
Fuck you! [barfs]
Let me tell you something. If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away with those Rings movies, he would've ended the third movie on the logical closure point, Not The 25 endings that followed! Elias:
What's the "logical closure point"? Hobbit Lover:
Yeah, friend, enlighten us Randal Graves:
When fuckin' Frido wakes up from his little comer, or whatever, and all the other hobbits are jumpin' on his bed. [squinting his eyes] Randal Graves:
And then Sam leans in the doorway and gives him this very fucking gay look. Elias:
Not The Rings, Randal! Say what you will about Jesus, but leave The Rings out of this! Hobbit Lover:
[getting angry]
I'm gonna kick your ass back to The Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth. Randal Graves:
That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now THAT would have been an Academy Award worthy ending. Hobbit Lover:
Hey, faggot! They're not gay! They're hobbits! Randal Graves:
And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth. Hobbit Lover:
I swear- [nauseous] Hobbit Lover:
Fuck you! [barfs]
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Let me tell you something
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If Peter Jackson really wanted to blow me away
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with those Rings movies he would've ended the third one
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on the logical closure point
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not the 25 endings that followed
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What's the logical closure point
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Yeah friend
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enlighten us
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When fucking Frito wakes up from his little coma or whatever
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and the little hobbits are jumping up and down on his bed
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and Sam leans in the doorway
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and gives him that very fuckin' gay look
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ELIAS Not the Rings Randal
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Say what you will about Jesus
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but leave the Rings out of this
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I am gonna kick your ass back to the Shire
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if you don't shut your fuckin' mouth
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That look was so gay I thought Sam was gonna tell
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Movie Summary
A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.
Actors
Elias
Hobbit Lover
