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Clerks II

Man, you must love this fucking guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met, the dude...

Randal Graves:
Man, you must love this fucking guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met, the dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I have to go down to Florida and get married because that what's expected of me." And the fucking insane part is, he ain't even crazy about the chick he's marrying or Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about, and even Anne fucking Frank could see she's nuts about him too. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into, not to mention that she's carrying your hideous fucking chud of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd fucking stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep and live your life the way it makes sense to you, you fucking ass

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Oh then man you must love this fuckin' guy
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'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met
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The dude who lives his life
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according to everyone else's standards
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I got to go to Florida
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and get married 'cause that's what's expected of me
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And the fuckin' insane part is he ain't even that crazy
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about the chick he's marrying or Florida
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never mind the fact that he's got
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a perfectly good chick
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right here in Jersey who he's nuts about
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and even Anne fuckin' Frank could see she's nuts about him
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God knows why
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And she likes you for who you are man
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She ain't trying to stuff you into a box
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you'll never fit into
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Not to mention the fact that she's carrying
Duration
35 seconds
Views
613
Timestamp in Movie
01:23:17
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2022
Genres
Production
View Askew Productions,The Weinstein Company,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Movie Summary

A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.