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Clerks II

And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her. I never wondered that

Randal Graves: And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her.
Elias: I never wondered that

Full Transcript

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Randal
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One ring to rule them all
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And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her
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I never wondered that
Duration
14 seconds
Views
255
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:15
Uploaded
May 21, 2024
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,The Weinstein Company,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Movie Summary

A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.
One ring to rule them all - Clerks II 00:12
One ring to rule them all
And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her - Clerks II 00:35
And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock...
You can't get a chick you mook - Clerks II 00:15
You can't get a chick you mook
Chicks dig Lord of the Rings Randal - Clerks II 00:20
Chicks dig Lord of the Rings Randal
One ring to rule them all - Clerks II 00:14
One ring to rule them all
How many times - Clerks II 00:10
How many times
There's only one Return okay - Clerks II 00:36
There's only one Return okay
Here's the first movie - Clerks II 00:20
Here's the first movie
Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies - Clerks II 00:06
Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies
Oh sick burn - Clerks II 00:07
Oh sick burn
Let me tell you something - Clerks II 00:37
Let me tell you something
Say what you will about Jesus - Clerks II 00:05
Say what you will about Jesus
I am gonna kick your ass back to the Shire - Clerks II 00:08
I am gonna kick your ass back to the Shire
Laughs I made fun of Lord of the Rings so hard - Clerks II 00:15
Laughs I made fun of Lord of the Rings so hard
So I can have Elias clean it up - Clerks II 00:11
So I can have Elias clean it up
Yeah you regret it you weren't the one - Clerks II 00:08
Yeah you regret it you weren't the one
Come outside with me I've got a surprise for you - Clerks II 00:21
Come outside with me I've got a surprise for you
You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job - Clerks II 00:04
You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job
That's bestiality Randal - Clerks II 00:35
That's bestiality Randal
'Cause what's the point in having an Internet connection - Clerks II 00:16
'Cause what's the point in having an Internet...