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Clerks II

Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the "Rings" out of this

Elias:

Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the "Rings" out of this

Full Transcript

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Say what you will about Jesus
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but leave the Rings out of this
Duration
5 seconds
Views
685
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:54
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
View Askew Productions,The Weinstein Company,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Movie Summary

A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.

Actors

Trevor Fehrman
Elias
Trevor Fehrman
I am gonna kick your ass back to the Shire - Clerks II 00:08
I am gonna kick your ass back to the Shire
Laughs I made fun of Lord of the Rings so hard - Clerks II 00:15
Laughs I made fun of Lord of the Rings so hard
So I can have Elias clean it up - Clerks II 00:11
So I can have Elias clean it up
Yeah you regret it you weren't the one - Clerks II 00:08
Yeah you regret it you weren't the one
Come outside with me I've got a surprise for you - Clerks II 00:21
Come outside with me I've got a surprise for you
You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job - Clerks II 00:04
You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job
That's bestiality Randal - Clerks II 00:35
That's bestiality Randal
'Cause what's the point in having an Internet connection - Clerks II 00:16
'Cause what's the point in having an Internet...
You know I have a girlfriend Randal - Clerks II 00:35
You know I have a girlfriend Randal
Like why haven't you fucked Myra yet - Clerks II 00:36
Like why haven't you fucked Myra yet
Randal Graves - Clerks II 00:12
Randal Graves
He was the Mad Ducketts guy he was just Pickle Fucker - Clerks II 00:36
He was the Mad Ducketts guy he was just Pickle Fucker
Do you have any interest - Clerks II 00:27
Do you have any interest
Wow thanks Pickle Fucker - Clerks II 00:07
Wow thanks Pickle Fucker
You know this tastes like piss and flies don't it - Clerks II 00:06
You know this tastes like piss and flies don't it
Look it just centers me all right - Clerks II 00:30
Look it just centers me all right
Why do the go carts help - Clerks II 00:27
Why do the go carts help
I don't think these look right - Clerks II 00:19
I don't think these look right
Where the fuck did you guys go - Clerks II 00:45
Where the fuck did you guys go
Fuck I had to take a fucking order off of a guy - Clerks II 00:07
Fuck I had to take a fucking order off of a guy