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Clerks II

Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of...

Randal Graves:
All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi." Hobbit Lover:
Oh, Star Wars geek. Randal Graves:
Oh, I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses. Elias:
You'll have to excuse him, he's not "down" with the trilogy. Randal Graves:
Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons. Hobbit Lover:
You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Manakin Skywalker so much, right? [in robot voice] Hobbit Lover:
Danger danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga. Elias:
[chucking]
Yea-Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar. Randal Graves:
Oh, I'm crazy? Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano

Full Transcript

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there's only one Return okay
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and it ain't of the king it's of the Jedi
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Oh Star Wars geek
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Oh I'm the geek
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Look at you two whipping out your preciouses
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You'll have to excuse him
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He's not down with the trilogy
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Oh what the fuck happened to this world
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There's only one trilogy
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you fucking morons
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You know what
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Maybe we should start calling your friend Padme
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because he loves Mannequin Skywalker
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so much right
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robotic monotone Danger danger
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My name is Anakin
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My shitty acting is ruining saga
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chuckles Yeah Yeah you're crazy Jar Jar
Duration
36 seconds
Views
1,566
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:54
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2022
Genres
Production
View Askew Productions,The Weinstein Company,Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Movie Summary

A calamity at Dante and Randal's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at the fast food empire Mooby's.

Actors

Kevin Weisman
Hobbit Lover